Ya, it's been a hell of a week. So no title. Next time if there is no title, you guys know like this means I have either nothing or a lot of things to say. I have to write it down so today I'm listing them down.
- 3D Molecules
- Xiaxue + blog
- New Year Resolutions
- Weird going home stories
Ok, so first things first. 3D molecules. I got in trouble with my form teacher today, "Have a nice life, dick." But nevermind, it was simply an oversight on my part. But it doesn't mean I'm pissed. Anyway, my science teacher, the same prick as my form teacher, was showing us like this 3D models of molecules. I'm going to write the conversation down so it went something like this:
Prick: This is the 3D model of a molecule, also known as the ball-and-stick.
Me: [Starts choking and drinks a ton of water to stop myself from laughing]
P: I am going to show you the model of nitrogen sulfide. I need another ball. *searches pocket* I'm out of balls.
M: [Drinks more water]
P: I only have one blue ball
M: [Promptly starts choking on water]
P: I was playing with the balls in the office. All the teachers were asking me, "Why are you playing with balls?"
M: [Dies from choking]
Ok, the last one was an exaggeration but you get the idea. And that was the joke of the day! Hahaha no.
Number 2, Xiaxue and her blog.
I have mentioned many times, I look up to Xiaxue even though she's a bitch. I'm not being mean, she said so herself. Anyway, she recently claimed on Twitter Taylor Swift's boobs were fake :O based on this photo
Sorry bout the blurriness. Anyway, she claimed the boobs were too round to be natural. Now, I believe opinions make the world go round and I said, "No, it's most probably a really good push up bra". To which she replied, "Are you blind? Such a plunging neckline, how to wear a bra?"
HAHAHA
There are many times of bras in the world, not just your usual bra that goes in front and shit. For all we know, it was simply a little extra padding on her dress. Anyway, I really doubt it's a boob job cause that will just cost her good girl image to be gone like 'poof!'. I found another picture of Taylor on Tumblr, same dress and you can see it's not a boob job.
Ok, I can't find it. But you could see her boobs weren't like 360 degrees so in the first pic, it was really just lighting and makeup.
Oh and Xiaxue blocked me on Twitter, because I replied to the blind tweet, and this is word for word:
'Cuse you, there are many types of bras, not just a normal underwire one. For all you know, it's a padded dress.LOL, I just saw the reply. She called me stupid! HAHAHA, I go to one of the best schools in Singapore. I could do Sec 4 work at Sec 1, and you're calling me stupid? Dying of laughter.
BTW, Xiaxue's blog is down. I swear I didn't do it, it's Blogger's fault.
New Year Resolutions
I think I might want to change my new year resolutions but would that mean I'm flaking out? Comment your thoughts!
And lastly, weird going home stories. My best friend and I were going home together and we decided that the best thing to do on the MRT (translation: tube/subway) was to speak in an extremely bimbotic merican accent, complete with 'like' and 'you know's every other sentence. We were standing in this carridge and everyone was like looking at us. To make matters better (thinking positive!), there were like Americans/British people EVERYWHERE and they were all staring. In the end, I told my best friend, hey!, that people were going to throw rocks at us.
P.S I liked the accent so much, I ended up talking for half an hour. Non-stop. XD
OK, love you guys xoxo
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