Okay... apparently I'm a fuck up

If you couldn't tell, this is going to be a fucking depressing rant with tons of swearing so you might want to give this one a miss.

I had my exams for this month, so I've been studying, barely any time to blog so excuse the lack of updates.

Let's start from the beginning, shall we?

First of all, I had Chinese. My worst fucking subject so I've been studying and studying for a long time. Come exam time, I was not even fucking prepared. So I sat for my Chinese exam and fuck it all, I was always terrible at it anyway.

Let's proceed: Literature. I thought I did pretty well then my classmates start telling me how they wrote two pages and a bit while I barely wrote a page! A page and a quarter of bloody inferences.

And then I hit fucking rock bottom.

I had science. I never had much problem with this subject but for some inexplicable reason, I fucking lost my head. I have to date lost about 12 marks. Out. Of. Thirty. 30 marks.

30 FUCKING MARKS. AND I HAD BEEN STUDYING SO HARD FOR THIS CAUSE I DID NOT WANT TO GO THROUGH THE DISAPPOINT OF SCORING HORRIBLY AND WHAT DID I DO? I FUCK IT ALL UP BECAUSE I COULDN'T READ THE BLOODY QUESTION PROPERLY.

I DIDN'T FINISH MY QUESTIONS, I GOT THE IMAGE AND OBJECT CONFUSED AND ALL OF THIS QUESTIONS ARE WORTH 4 MARKS.

I am a fuck up.

Now, we move on to my last exam: Maths. You would think that with my disappoint, I would know to be more prepared for today.

I fucked up again.

I couldn't finish the questions and I didn't know how to do several questions and I have lost approximately 15 marks.

I would be lucky to pass my exams.

I am a fuck up.

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Title? Tittle? Title. I think title seems to be spelled wrongly because it seems like tit-le rather than -tight-tle.

Ya, it's been a hell of a week. So no title. Next time if there is no title, you guys know like this means I have either nothing or a lot of things to say. I have to write it down so today I'm listing them down.

1. 3D Molecules
2. Xiaxue + blog
3. New Year Resolutions
4. Weird going home stories

Ok, so first things first. 3D molecules. I got in trouble with my form teacher today, "Have a nice life, dick." But nevermind, it was simply an oversight on my part. But it doesn't mean I'm pissed. Anyway, my science teacher, the same prick as my form teacher, was showing us like this 3D models of molecules. I'm going to write the conversation down so it went something like this:

Prick: This is the 3D model of a molecule, also known as the ball-and-stick.

Me: [Starts choking and drinks a ton of water to stop myself from laughing]

P: I am going to show you the model of nitrogen sulfide. I need another ball. *searches pocket* I'm out of balls.

M: [Drinks more water]

P: I only have one blue ball

M: [Promptly starts choking on water]

P: I was playing with the balls in the office. All the teachers were asking me, "Why are you playing with balls?"

M: [Dies from choking]

Ok, the last one was an exaggeration but you get the idea. And that was the joke of the day! Hahaha no.

Number 2, Xiaxue and her blog.

I have mentioned many times, I look up to Xiaxue even though she's a bitch. I'm not being mean, she said so herself. Anyway, she recently claimed on Twitter Taylor Swift's boobs were fake :O based on this photo

                 

Sorry bout the blurriness. Anyway, she claimed the boobs were too round to be natural. Now, I believe opinions make the world go round and I said, "No, it's most probably a really good push up bra". To which she replied, "Are you blind? Such a plunging neckline, how to wear a bra?"

HAHAHA

                                            

There are many times of bras in the world, not just your usual bra that goes in front and shit. For all we know, it was simply a little extra padding on her dress. Anyway, I really doubt it's a boob job cause that will just cost her good girl image to be gone like 'poof!'. I found another picture of Taylor on Tumblr, same dress and you can see it's not a boob job. 

Ok, I can't find it. But you could see her boobs weren't like 360 degrees so in the first pic, it was really just lighting and makeup.

Oh and Xiaxue blocked me on Twitter, because I replied to the blind tweet, and this is word for word:

'Cuse you, there are many types of bras, not just a normal underwire one. For all you know, it's a padded dress.

LOL, I just saw the reply. She called me stupid! HAHAHA, I go to one of the best schools in Singapore. I could do Sec 4 work at Sec 1, and you're calling me stupid? Dying of laughter.

BTW, Xiaxue's blog is down. I swear I didn't do it, it's Blogger's fault.

New Year Resolutions

I think I might want to change my new year resolutions but would that mean I'm flaking out? Comment your thoughts!

And lastly, weird going home stories. My best friend and I were going home together and we decided that the best thing to do on the MRT (translation: tube/subway) was to speak in an extremely bimbotic merican accent, complete with 'like' and 'you know's every other sentence. We were standing in this carridge and everyone was like looking at us. To make matters better (thinking positive!), there were like Americans/British people EVERYWHERE and they were all staring. In the end, I told my best friend, hey!, that people were going to throw rocks at us. 

P.S I liked the accent so much, I ended up talking for half an hour. Non-stop. XD

OK, love you guys xoxo 

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No title again 'cause I have a tons of things to say

Hullo!!! :D

A lot of things happened so I'm just going to just post them all in this post.

So I went to Daiso and bought like a pair of fake eyelashes. Do you know that even though they sell fake eyelashes, they don't sell the glue for fake eyelashes? It's like, WHAT? So since they don't sell fake eyelash glue, I had to go to Aries...

                                          

... to buy the fake eyelash glue and they ALSO DON'T SELL? :O WHAT?! So if you know like where to buy fake eyelash glue in Singapore, please comment.

Speaking of comment, I KNOW there are some people who read my blog. I can see the stats! But you are all silent readers, so please please please comment! I really love comments.

Anyway, I went to Daiso today cause I needed like a notebook to write down my homework and I was SO blur. I walked like around Daiso three times before I found like where they sell the notebooks. Fail. I bought like this pink notebook with a checkered cover.

Now, this is like a rant. If you don't understand like science things, you can just skip this part. So anyway, today I had to draw an atom and my fucker of a science teacher drew it like this...

                                                  

...which he taught us previously to draw like this...

                                               

... see the numbers in the nucleus? Ya, and in our notes it was drawn like that, so I drew it like the notes. Then he wanted to check our atoms and when he saw mine, he was like in this super consending tone, like, "I drew already for you, why you must draw differently from anybody else? (my thoughts are in italics. SORRY FOR DRAWING LIKE OUR FUCKING NOTES WHICH YOU GAVE US) Next time you draw like this, it's not wrong ah, I may mark you wrong in the exam. (IF IT'S NOT WRONG, DON'T SAY LAH!)" So I didn't want to get in trouble so I nodded and walked away. But still... MY DRAWING WAS CORRECT

I know there is more...

Oh yeah, I need to get my guitar fixed.

My handphone is dying.

The cat which lives at my block is a bitch, lol.

I tried moving my blogshop to Jipaban but I found it needed to pay so yeah.

K bye