No title again 'cause I have a tons of things to say

Hullo!!! :D

A lot of things happened so I'm just going to just post them all in this post.

So I went to Daiso and bought like a pair of fake eyelashes. Do you know that even though they sell fake eyelashes, they don't sell the glue for fake eyelashes? It's like, WHAT? So since they don't sell fake eyelash glue, I had to go to Aries...

                                          

... to buy the fake eyelash glue and they ALSO DON'T SELL? :O WHAT?! So if you know like where to buy fake eyelash glue in Singapore, please comment.

Speaking of comment, I KNOW there are some people who read my blog. I can see the stats! But you are all silent readers, so please please please comment! I really love comments.

Anyway, I went to Daiso today cause I needed like a notebook to write down my homework and I was SO blur. I walked like around Daiso three times before I found like where they sell the notebooks. Fail. I bought like this pink notebook with a checkered cover.

Now, this is like a rant. If you don't understand like science things, you can just skip this part. So anyway, today I had to draw an atom and my fucker of a science teacher drew it like this...

                                                  

...which he taught us previously to draw like this...

                                               

... see the numbers in the nucleus? Ya, and in our notes it was drawn like that, so I drew it like the notes. Then he wanted to check our atoms and when he saw mine, he was like in this super consending tone, like, "I drew already for you, why you must draw differently from anybody else? (my thoughts are in italics. SORRY FOR DRAWING LIKE OUR FUCKING NOTES WHICH YOU GAVE US) Next time you draw like this, it's not wrong ah, I may mark you wrong in the exam. (IF IT'S NOT WRONG, DON'T SAY LAH!)" So I didn't want to get in trouble so I nodded and walked away. But still... MY DRAWING WAS CORRECT

I know there is more...

Oh yeah, I need to get my guitar fixed.

My handphone is dying.

The cat which lives at my block is a bitch, lol.

I tried moving my blogshop to Jipaban but I found it needed to pay so yeah.

K bye

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Traumatic experience

Hey guys. I'm a bit down in the dumps today. I am going to tell the story 'cause I think this is something we can all learn from.

So you know I was talking about InterPals yesterday and how much fun I was having. I told you that I was receiving a lot of compliments and I wasn't used to it. Now I see all of those compliments were unwanted.

I got a message from this guy yesterday, I shall tell you his name in a while. He claimed he wanted to know what Singapore was like and he wanted to show me what the USA was like. He gave me his Kik username and I gave him mine. We chatted and he said he wanted to show me his bedroom.

He sent me a picture and I got this sense that something was wrong. I brushed it off, thinking that it was simply a product of my imagination. Now later on, he said he wanted to compare computers. He took a picture of his laptop and sent it to me. Now, something was definitely 100% wrong.

He took a picture of his laptop and carefully positioned it so I could see his penis which was hanging out his pants.

I'll give you a minute to let that sink in.

His penis. He showed his fucking dick. Now, I'm freaking straight but THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DICK.

I freaked out and I deleted the chat as well as blocked him. I immediately edited my account on InterPals to only females being able to see it. Still, it wasn't enough. I changed the privacy settings of my Facebook, even though I had already switched to friends only.

It's still not enough.

Seeing that dick was not something I ever wanted to see, not now, now ever. Hell, it was so traumatic, I considered just turning gay! Can't be worse right?

I received a hell of a scolding from my mum, I think she's still mad. I'll admit it, it was stupid of me to give out such personal details. Now, I can't walk down the street without feeling freaked out and scared and embarrassed.

Can't believe I was so dumb. As a result, I'm deleting my FAQ page and my previous post on InterPals. I definitely do not think it's a good idea any more.

Learn from my mistake, don't be as stupid as me. Keep your life private. If this happens to you, seek help if you need to. I think I need to. Stay strong, keep safe.

And I shall now tell you his name.

                               

ID: ravennd91 Real name: Mark

He is a 15 year old guy, looking for friendship. Lives in Bagley, the Midwest USA. Claims you can ask him anything. Likes classics, like Shakespere and Poe. The fuck? SPELL SHAKESPEARE RIGHT YOU FUCKER. Wow, so attractive! Ladies, what are you waiting for? Get to know him right away!

You want to know more? Here's the link to his profile!

www.interpals.net/ravennd91

And Mark, I have a few last parting words.

I HOPE YOU DIE WHEN THE WORLD ENDS. I HOPE ALIENS EAT YOUR BRAIN. OH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE ONE. OH AND YOU HAVE THE SMALLEST 2 INCHES DICK I HAVE EVER SEEN. I WISH YOU THE WORST IN YOUR SAD PATHETIC LIFE YOU MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK YOU!