The Dick Repeller

The Dick Repeller

Just wanted to have innocent fun on your phone? Tired of horny guys thinking with the wrong head? You need the Dick Repeller!

THE DICK REPELLER! :O

The Dick Repeller is a simple solution and even simpler to use! Made out of ugly lady toenails and extra clingliness, the Dick Repeller will be your best friend while dealing with unwanted sexual predators.

The next time a guy shows you his dick, watch as your phone cracks over the picture and wait for the special video to load!

A Dick Repeller bird would be sent to his home and you will never have to worry about the guy showing his dick again!

Sometimes the birds escape during the shipping progress. Birds not guaranteed. But you can spray it over a bird of your choice and it will become the latest member of the Dick Repeller team! :D

The Dick Repeller comes in 6 different scents: Citrus, Pine, Jasmine, Coffee, Lavender and Chocolate!!

Don't wait, order your Dick Repeller today! 

Disclaimer: Doesn't work on iPhone. May cause phone to crack permantly. May get sued by pervert for causing injury to his "friend" Will not be held responsible for any injuries sustained. TEEHEE