The Dick Repeller

The Dick Repeller

Just wanted to have innocent fun on your phone? Tired of horny guys thinking with the wrong head? You need the Dick Repeller!

THE DICK REPELLER! :O

The Dick Repeller is a simple solution and even simpler to use! Made out of ugly lady toenails and extra clingliness, the Dick Repeller will be your best friend while dealing with unwanted sexual predators.

The next time a guy shows you his dick, watch as your phone cracks over the picture and wait for the special video to load!

A Dick Repeller bird would be sent to his home and you will never have to worry about the guy showing his dick again!

Sometimes the birds escape during the shipping progress. Birds not guaranteed. But you can spray it over a bird of your choice and it will become the latest member of the Dick Repeller team! :D

The Dick Repeller comes in 6 different scents: Citrus, Pine, Jasmine, Coffee, Lavender and Chocolate!!

Don't wait, order your Dick Repeller today! 

Disclaimer: Doesn't work on iPhone. May cause phone to crack permantly. May get sued by pervert for causing injury to his "friend" Will not be held responsible for any injuries sustained. TEEHEE

"Scanning..."

I need to take a shower after this.

Anyway, I was reading Xiaxue's blog just now and she was writing about qr codes. (Click here) So I was like, whatever, I'll do one too.

Unlike her, I don't use Qropit because for some reason, the thing doesn't want me to join so I use qr droid for android. Apparently, it's the best app I can use because I have a motherfuckin' shit ass phone that can't do shit. Sorry, dad, I appreciate it but seriously, my phone sucks.

It has a maximum of 182 memory space but after it hits 162MB, I can't receive text messages, I can't download anymore apps, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!

See, this is what happens when I'm tired. I become all foul-mouthed.

What else? Oh, it dies super fast when I'm overseas and in Korea, that's where Samsung is, I can't even find a nice handphone cover for it.

Anyway, I hate my phone.

Off topic.

QR codes are super convenient cause you just scan it and you get all sorts of shit. You can pick up random info from everywhere. From TVs, computers, magazines, anything.

However, I don't think it works with no wifi, lemme see...

Ya, it doesn't but the good thing is that if you scan it with no internet connection, it saves it under history for later.

WOOHOO!

OK, let's try to get some work done here.

LOL, double entendres.

Focus!

So here's my QR code for this website:

                                                

I generated that with http://qrcode.kaywa.com/ They do have their own app on Google play but it isn't compatible with my phone.

I'm gonna leave the QR code as a widget so next time, you don't have to hunt through billions of posts for this.

On the irrelevant side, I updated my Wattpad story "A boy's love" recently so check it out!

And since I'm so considerate, I'm going to show you how to scan this thing.

1) Download a qr scanner app.

I'm using QR droid from Google play so...

(Click to enlarge) As you can see, I have already installed it on my handphone.

2) Go to your phone and open the app

3) Hold it up to the QR code, it should scan automatically.

We're done!