Hello! So if you have noticed over there <<<---- There are some pictures there and a price tag! If you have no idea what the hell is that, that is a new small pet project. So...
Welcome to Mini Moxxie Blogshop!
Do you like it? :D I started it on Instagram after seeing my friend, Enchanted Blogshop (click here if you want to see her products!), do it. She is pretty successful (more than me :( ) so you should follow her if you use Instagram. Follow me, huimoxxie, while you're at it. And buy from me as well! :)
Ok, I'm gonna go and update the mini blogshop and paint my toenails. Bye!
P.S I'm on LINE cafe as well :)
Friday, 28 December 2012
Monday, 24 December 2012
The Dick Repeller
The Dick
Repeller
Just wanted to have innocent fun on your phone? Tired of
horny guys thinking with the wrong head? You need the Dick Repeller!
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THE DICK
REPELLER! :O
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The Dick Repeller is a simple solution and even simpler to use! Made out of ugly lady toenails and extra clingliness, the Dick Repeller will be your best friend while dealing with unwanted sexual predators.
The next time a guy shows you his dick, watch as your
phone cracks over the picture and wait for the special video to load!
A Dick Repeller bird would be sent to his home and you will never have to worry about the guy showing his dick again!
Sometimes the birds escape during the shipping progress.
Birds not guaranteed. But you can spray it over a bird of your choice
and it will become the latest member of the Dick Repeller team! :D
The Dick Repeller comes in 6 different scents: Citrus, Pine, Jasmine, Coffee, Lavender and Chocolate!!
Don't wait, order your Dick Repeller today!
Disclaimer: Doesn't work on
iPhone. May cause phone to crack permantly. May get sued by pervert for causing
injury to his "friend" Will not be held responsible for any injuries
sustained. TEEHEE
Friday, 21 December 2012
Happy Mayan Apocalypse!
This bears repeating:
HAPPY MAYAN APOCALYPSE!!
It's the 21 of December in Singapore and only 20 December in America, which leads me to conclude that Doomsday is not real.
If you Google, "Is the world going to end?", the most popular Yahoo! answer is,
I'll admit it, I went to bed terrified. I mean, what if everybody was wrong? What if the world was really going to end?
Of course it didn't and I'm gonna tell you why,
Timezones
I mean come on, it's already 21 December and guess what date it is in America? (Answer is on the top) It's only 20 December! Date in Alaska? 20 December.
If the rock/thingy wants to wait for 21 December in all countries, well then the world will end at 6 o'clock (in Singapore) today.
Until then, I shall listen to "The World's Gonna End" by Megan & Liz.
P.S I went for counselling so ya, I'm not so down.
***
Anybody out there?
...
Hello?
HAPPY MAYAN APOCALYPSE!!
It's the 21 of December in Singapore and only 20 December in America, which leads me to conclude that Doomsday is not real.
If you Google, "Is the world going to end?", the most popular Yahoo! answer is,
I'll admit it, I went to bed terrified. I mean, what if everybody was wrong? What if the world was really going to end?
Of course it didn't and I'm gonna tell you why,
Timezones
I mean come on, it's already 21 December and guess what date it is in America? (Answer is on the top) It's only 20 December! Date in Alaska? 20 December.
If the rock/thingy wants to wait for 21 December in all countries, well then the world will end at 6 o'clock (in Singapore) today.
Until then, I shall listen to "The World's Gonna End" by Megan & Liz.
P.S I went for counselling so ya, I'm not so down.
***
Anybody out there?
...
Hello?
Thursday, 20 December 2012
Traumatic experience
Hey guys. I'm a bit down in the dumps today. I am going to tell the story 'cause I think this is something we can all learn from.
So you know I was talking about InterPals yesterday and how much fun I was having. I told you that I was receiving a lot of compliments and I wasn't used to it. Now I see all of those compliments were unwanted.
I got a message from this guy yesterday, I shall tell you his name in a while. He claimed he wanted to know what Singapore was like and he wanted to show me what the USA was like. He gave me his Kik username and I gave him mine. We chatted and he said he wanted to show me his bedroom.
He sent me a picture and I got this sense that something was wrong. I brushed it off, thinking that it was simply a product of my imagination. Now later on, he said he wanted to compare computers. He took a picture of his laptop and sent it to me. Now, something was definitely 100% wrong.
He took a picture of his laptop and carefully positioned it so I could see his penis which was hanging out his pants.
I'll give you a minute to let that sink in.
His penis. He showed his fucking dick. Now, I'm freaking straight but THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DICK.
I freaked out and I deleted the chat as well as blocked him. I immediately edited my account on InterPals to only females being able to see it. Still, it wasn't enough. I changed the privacy settings of my Facebook, even though I had already switched to friends only.
It's still not enough.
Seeing that dick was not something I ever wanted to see, not now, now ever. Hell, it was so traumatic, I considered just turning gay! Can't be worse right?
I received a hell of a scolding from my mum, I think she's still mad. I'll admit it, it was stupid of me to give out such personal details. Now, I can't walk down the street without feeling freaked out and scared and embarrassed.
Can't believe I was so dumb. As a result, I'm deleting my FAQ page and my previous post on InterPals. I definitely do not think it's a good idea any more.
Learn from my mistake, don't be as stupid as me. Keep your life private. If this happens to you, seek help if you need to. I think I need to. Stay strong, keep safe.
And I shall now tell you his name.
ID: ravennd91 Real name: Mark
He is a 15 year old guy, looking for friendship. Lives in Bagley, the Midwest USA. Claims you can ask him anything. Likes classics, like Shakespere and Poe. The fuck? SPELL SHAKESPEARE RIGHT YOU FUCKER. Wow, so attractive! Ladies, what are you waiting for? Get to know him right away!
You want to know more? Here's the link to his profile!
www.interpals.net/ravennd91
And Mark, I have a few last parting words.
I HOPE YOU DIE WHEN THE WORLD ENDS. I HOPE ALIENS EAT YOUR BRAIN. OH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE ONE. OH AND YOU HAVE THE SMALLEST 2 INCHES DICK I HAVE EVER SEEN. I WISH YOU THE WORST IN YOUR SAD PATHETIC LIFE YOU MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK YOU!
So you know I was talking about InterPals yesterday and how much fun I was having. I told you that I was receiving a lot of compliments and I wasn't used to it. Now I see all of those compliments were unwanted.
I got a message from this guy yesterday, I shall tell you his name in a while. He claimed he wanted to know what Singapore was like and he wanted to show me what the USA was like. He gave me his Kik username and I gave him mine. We chatted and he said he wanted to show me his bedroom.
He sent me a picture and I got this sense that something was wrong. I brushed it off, thinking that it was simply a product of my imagination. Now later on, he said he wanted to compare computers. He took a picture of his laptop and sent it to me. Now, something was definitely 100% wrong.
He took a picture of his laptop and carefully positioned it so I could see his penis which was hanging out his pants.
I'll give you a minute to let that sink in.
His penis. He showed his fucking dick. Now, I'm freaking straight but THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DICK.
I freaked out and I deleted the chat as well as blocked him. I immediately edited my account on InterPals to only females being able to see it. Still, it wasn't enough. I changed the privacy settings of my Facebook, even though I had already switched to friends only.
It's still not enough.
Seeing that dick was not something I ever wanted to see, not now, now ever. Hell, it was so traumatic, I considered just turning gay! Can't be worse right?
I received a hell of a scolding from my mum, I think she's still mad. I'll admit it, it was stupid of me to give out such personal details. Now, I can't walk down the street without feeling freaked out and scared and embarrassed.
Can't believe I was so dumb. As a result, I'm deleting my FAQ page and my previous post on InterPals. I definitely do not think it's a good idea any more.
Learn from my mistake, don't be as stupid as me. Keep your life private. If this happens to you, seek help if you need to. I think I need to. Stay strong, keep safe.
And I shall now tell you his name.
ID: ravennd91 Real name: Mark
He is a 15 year old guy, looking for friendship. Lives in Bagley, the Midwest USA. Claims you can ask him anything. Likes classics, like Shakespere and Poe. The fuck? SPELL SHAKESPEARE RIGHT YOU FUCKER. Wow, so attractive! Ladies, what are you waiting for? Get to know him right away!
You want to know more? Here's the link to his profile!
www.interpals.net/ravennd91
And Mark, I have a few last parting words.
I HOPE YOU DIE WHEN THE WORLD ENDS. I HOPE ALIENS EAT YOUR BRAIN. OH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE ONE. OH AND YOU HAVE THE SMALLEST 2 INCHES DICK I HAVE EVER SEEN. I WISH YOU THE WORST IN YOUR SAD PATHETIC LIFE YOU MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK YOU!
Monday, 10 December 2012
Back from Malacca
Hullo, I'm back from Malacca!
Nothing extraordinary happened but it was a good trip. I bought a few things, the highest priced item was 30 ringgit. Cheapest was about 10.
I will model the clothes for you when they're dry. I most probably wouldn't smile, cause let's face it, I'll look like a troll.
And if you're wondering why I don't update as regularly any more, it's because I'm busy role-playing. It's so freaking addictive! Hold on, I'm getting distracted.
Ok, I'm almost done with my work.
Ok, I am done with my English presentation.
Anyway, roleplay is so freaking addictive. I got into it on Omegle, so that is one of my roleplay sites. I mainly roleplay in Harry Potter so I'm on livethelegend.forumotion.com, hexrpg.com and absitomen.com so please join me. I only use one roleplay name and that's Riley Jameson, except for hexrpg.com, I'm called Riley Thomas over there.
You should all join me. Ok, bye!
Nothing extraordinary happened but it was a good trip. I bought a few things, the highest priced item was 30 ringgit. Cheapest was about 10.
I will model the clothes for you when they're dry. I most probably wouldn't smile, cause let's face it, I'll look like a troll.
And if you're wondering why I don't update as regularly any more, it's because I'm busy role-playing. It's so freaking addictive! Hold on, I'm getting distracted.
Ok, I'm almost done with my work.
Ok, I am done with my English presentation.
Anyway, roleplay is so freaking addictive. I got into it on Omegle, so that is one of my roleplay sites. I mainly roleplay in Harry Potter so I'm on livethelegend.forumotion.com, hexrpg.com and absitomen.com so please join me. I only use one roleplay name and that's Riley Jameson, except for hexrpg.com, I'm called Riley Thomas over there.
You should all join me. Ok, bye!
Monday, 3 December 2012
Malacca road trip +omegle
So I am going to Malacca this week and I know I only just came back from Korea but I am going there cause that's where my grandparents came from.
The best part about Malacca is Jonker Street. It's like this little night market, like what we call a basa malam but instead of it happening a few times a year, it happens every night! So cheer for good deals! *loud cheering*
I'm really looking forward to this trip cause I always have so much fun over there and then Jonker Street always sells a lot of crap. My one and only cap came from there. If I'm not wrong, I bought it for 25 MYR. A bit ex lah, even with bargaining. It cost 27 MYR, that lady drove a hard bargain. :(
I'm hoping I can get a couple of clothes. I threw away a bunch of clothing yesterday and now my closets looks a bit too empty.
You know, if you search for "clothes to buy at Jonker Street" on Google, there aren't any good results? I know the stalls aren't permanent but at least, someone should have put something on the internet!
Ok, on to the next segment! Ever heard of Omegle? No? Why?
Ok, basically Omegle is like chatroulette, just without all the wanking guys.
It's totally safe, you are anonymous unless you choose to share any private information. This is where the safe sex, I mean, safety on the internet talk comes in.
A little hint though, you may not get a bunch of wankers but you will get a lot of roleplayers so unless you feel like playing, don't type Harry Potter or Hunger Games into the interest bar.
Ok, ending adruptly here. Roleplaying with some stranger.
The best part about Malacca is Jonker Street. It's like this little night market, like what we call a basa malam but instead of it happening a few times a year, it happens every night! So cheer for good deals! *loud cheering*
I'm really looking forward to this trip cause I always have so much fun over there and then Jonker Street always sells a lot of crap. My one and only cap came from there. If I'm not wrong, I bought it for 25 MYR. A bit ex lah, even with bargaining. It cost 27 MYR, that lady drove a hard bargain. :(
I'm hoping I can get a couple of clothes. I threw away a bunch of clothing yesterday and now my closets looks a bit too empty.
You know, if you search for "clothes to buy at Jonker Street" on Google, there aren't any good results? I know the stalls aren't permanent but at least, someone should have put something on the internet!
Ok, on to the next segment! Ever heard of Omegle? No? Why?
Ok, basically Omegle is like chatroulette, just without all the wanking guys.
It's totally safe, you are anonymous unless you choose to share any private information. This is where the safe sex, I mean, safety on the internet talk comes in.
A little hint though, you may not get a bunch of wankers but you will get a lot of roleplayers so unless you feel like playing, don't type Harry Potter or Hunger Games into the interest bar.
Ok, ending adruptly here. Roleplaying with some stranger.
Sunday, 2 December 2012
No title 'cause I have no idea what to write...
I am writing this in my aunt's house, I'm chalking up a first.
If you got the double entendre, I can't believe you read the book.
My mind is like totally blank, I have no idea what to write.
I'm such a failure...
So to compensate, this post shall all be pictures I found on Google. Some may be a little sick. A little bit.
Ok, bye!
If you got the double entendre, I can't believe you read the book.
My mind is like totally blank, I have no idea what to write.
I'm such a failure...
So to compensate, this post shall all be pictures I found on Google. Some may be a little sick. A little bit.
Ok, bye!
Thursday, 29 November 2012
The Facebook app is USELESS
Heyo!
It's me again. But seriously, be grateful 'cause after a while, I won't blog so regularly.
Anyway, to reinstate my point from above ^^^^
Ok, so yesterday, I did one of those write-50-secrets-about-yourself-and-tag-others shit and one of the questions was: [THIRTEEN] What do you think about when you are falling asleep? And I answered, no comment. So one of my friends said that I was most probably thinking about this guy I like last time.
Keyword: last time
LAST FUCKING TIME
Ok, storytime over.
So I was at the hairdresser today to get a trim and I managed to get some wifi, thanks to the guy who left it wide and open :D So I was searching my Facebook for new posts (I had a total of 4). Then it hit me.
It being the comb.
Just kidding, I remembered that when I had the Facebook app, I checked my Facebook like every 5 minutes. And now, I check it 1 time a day. And even though I only have like a 100 friends, a lot of them update everyday.
Seriously though, the Facebook app made me bored of Facebook cause nobody would update.
They left me all alone...
I eventually deleted the app cause it took way to long to load and it took all the fun out of Facebook.
FACE-CE-BOOK-KE!
LOL, ok punch line of the day: While we were in Korea, we went to this sauna thing so the more conservative people, i.e me and my mum and cousin just went swimming while my dad went naked through the dressing room.
The next day, when he told us he went naked along with the other Korean men, my cousin asked,
"SO THE KOREAN MEN, AH, IS IT LONG?"
It's me again. But seriously, be grateful 'cause after a while, I won't blog so regularly.
Anyway, to reinstate my point from above ^^^^
THE FACEBOOK APP IS USELESS
Okay, maybe useless is too strong. . . SUCKS TO BE YOU
Lol, I'm in a bitch mood. Shall I tell the story? Yeah, I'll tell the story.
Keyword: last time
LAST FUCKING TIME
LAST TIME BOLD UNDERLINE EXTRA LARGE FONT
Are we clear?
So this pissed me off to no end and we had those mini arguments that drew enough attention that my juniors from my primary school saw it and then the guy himself saw it.
The shit has officially hit the fan.
Ok, storytime over.
So I was at the hairdresser today to get a trim and I managed to get some wifi, thanks to the guy who left it wide and open :D So I was searching my Facebook for new posts (I had a total of 4). Then it hit me.
It being the comb.
Just kidding, I remembered that when I had the Facebook app, I checked my Facebook like every 5 minutes. And now, I check it 1 time a day. And even though I only have like a 100 friends, a lot of them update everyday.
Seriously though, the Facebook app made me bored of Facebook cause nobody would update.
They left me all alone...
I eventually deleted the app cause it took way to long to load and it took all the fun out of Facebook.
FACE-CE-BOOK-KE!
LOL, ok punch line of the day: While we were in Korea, we went to this sauna thing so the more conservative people, i.e me and my mum and cousin just went swimming while my dad went naked through the dressing room.
The next day, when he told us he went naked along with the other Korean men, my cousin asked,
"SO THE KOREAN MEN, AH, IS IT LONG?"
Tuesday, 27 November 2012
"Scanning..."
I need to take a shower after this.
Anyway, I was reading Xiaxue's blog just now and she was writing about qr codes. (Click here) So I was like, whatever, I'll do one too.
Unlike her, I don't use Qropit because for some reason, the thing doesn't want me to join so I use qr droid for android. Apparently, it's the best app I can use because I have a motherfuckin' shit ass phone that can't do shit. Sorry, dad, I appreciate it but seriously, my phone sucks.
It has a maximum of 182 memory space but after it hits 162MB, I can't receive text messages, I can't download anymore apps, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!
See, this is what happens when I'm tired. I become all foul-mouthed.
What else? Oh, it dies super fast when I'm overseas and in Korea, that's where Samsung is, I can't even find a nice handphone cover for it.
Anyway, I hate my phone.
Off topic.
QR codes are super convenient cause you just scan it and you get all sorts of shit. You can pick up random info from everywhere. From TVs, computers, magazines, anything.
However, I don't think it works with no wifi, lemme see...
Ya, it doesn't but the good thing is that if you scan it with no internet connection, it saves it under history for later.
WOOHOO!
OK, let's try to get some work done here.
LOL, double entendres.
Focus!
So here's my QR code for this website:
I generated that with http://qrcode.kaywa.com/ They do have their own app on Google play but it isn't compatible with my phone.
I'm gonna leave the QR code as a widget so next time, you don't have to hunt through billions of posts for this.
On the irrelevant side, I updated my Wattpad story "A boy's love" recently so check it out!
And since I'm so considerate, I'm going to show you how to scan this thing.
1) Download a qr scanner app.
I'm using QR droid from Google play so...
Anyway, I was reading Xiaxue's blog just now and she was writing about qr codes. (Click here) So I was like, whatever, I'll do one too.
Unlike her, I don't use Qropit because for some reason, the thing doesn't want me to join so I use qr droid for android. Apparently, it's the best app I can use because I have a motherfuckin' shit ass phone that can't do shit. Sorry, dad, I appreciate it but seriously, my phone sucks.
It has a maximum of 182 memory space but after it hits 162MB, I can't receive text messages, I can't download anymore apps, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!
See, this is what happens when I'm tired. I become all foul-mouthed.
What else? Oh, it dies super fast when I'm overseas and in Korea, that's where Samsung is, I can't even find a nice handphone cover for it.
Anyway, I hate my phone.
Off topic.
QR codes are super convenient cause you just scan it and you get all sorts of shit. You can pick up random info from everywhere. From TVs, computers, magazines, anything.
However, I don't think it works with no wifi, lemme see...
Ya, it doesn't but the good thing is that if you scan it with no internet connection, it saves it under history for later.
WOOHOO!
OK, let's try to get some work done here.
LOL, double entendres.
Focus!
So here's my QR code for this website:
I generated that with http://qrcode.kaywa.com/ They do have their own app on Google play but it isn't compatible with my phone.
I'm gonna leave the QR code as a widget so next time, you don't have to hunt through billions of posts for this.
On the irrelevant side, I updated my Wattpad story "A boy's love" recently so check it out!
And since I'm so considerate, I'm going to show you how to scan this thing.
1) Download a qr scanner app.
I'm using QR droid from Google play so...
(Click to enlarge) As you can see, I have already installed it on my handphone.
2) Go to your phone and open the app
3) Hold it up to the QR code, it should scan automatically.
We're done!
Fuck me
So I got back yesterday *cue wild screaming* and I'm still fucking exhausted. Some more, my mum wants me to do work.
Bah humbug.
I'll tell you all about my trip another day as I am tirrrreeeedddd....
T-I-R-E-D
T-I-R-E-D!
T-I-R-E-D!!
T-I-R-E-D!!!
Bah humbug.
I'll tell you all about my trip another day as I am tirrrreeeedddd....
T-I-R-E-D
T-I-R-E-D!
T-I-R-E-D!!
T-I-R-E-D!!!
Sunday, 18 November 2012
So hared (happy+scared)!
I received good news this morning! :)
Like I said yesterday, I was firing off emails until my own Yahoo! account was tired of me. Hell, I was tired of Yahoo! So after my very extreme efforts yesterday, I managed to get one email reply!
Fail, only one lah!
Just kidding, it was a freaking milestone. I had the champagne ready, the food, even the bucket (for p-u-k-i-n-g) and then I put it all back, cause it was only 8 in the morning. XP
Sorry, got distracted by Gangnam Style.
Ok, where was I? Oh yeah, the champagne. Anyway, it might be slightly premature but I was celebreating because jobandshop.com are considering my proposal. So let's hope for more good news, yeah?
And I'm scared cause I'm on an 8 hour flight later. I actually had a panic attack just now! Not a good thing when you're flying in less than 12 hours. Oh my God, I am so freaked.
Like I said yesterday, I was firing off emails until my own Yahoo! account was tired of me. Hell, I was tired of Yahoo! So after my very extreme efforts yesterday, I managed to get one email reply!
Fail, only one lah!
Just kidding, it was a freaking milestone. I had the champagne ready, the food, even the bucket (for p-u-k-i-n-g) and then I put it all back, cause it was only 8 in the morning. XP
Sorry, got distracted by Gangnam Style.
Ok, where was I? Oh yeah, the champagne. Anyway, it might be slightly premature but I was celebreating because jobandshop.com are considering my proposal. So let's hope for more good news, yeah?
And I'm scared cause I'm on an 8 hour flight later. I actually had a panic attack just now! Not a good thing when you're flying in less than 12 hours. Oh my God, I am so freaked.
Saturday, 17 November 2012
Ads
While I am typing this, I have 4 other tabs open. I am multi-tasking like crazy since I am looking for advertisers!
Yup, I have been going cray-cray (I typed crayon by accident, oops!) firing off emails to blogshops and companies (which reminds me, I was planning to send an email to Acuvue...), trying to spread the word about my blog - I can't put it on FB cause I do go to school with some of those people and they, shall we say, don't really appreciate my strong language - and find blogshops!
And it really doesn't help when some people can be sooo unhelpful. I shan't mention who but I can tell you what they do, even though it might further lower my chances of getting ads.
Yup, I have been going cray-cray (I typed crayon by accident, oops!) firing off emails to blogshops and companies (which reminds me, I was planning to send an email to Acuvue...), trying to spread the word about my blog - I can't put it on FB cause I do go to school with some of those people and they, shall we say, don't really appreciate my strong language - and find blogshops!
And it really doesn't help when some people can be sooo unhelpful. I shan't mention who but I can tell you what they do, even though it might further lower my chances of getting ads.
- Not replying my emails AT ALL
- Replying my emails before leaving me hanging
And yeah, that's it.
I know what you're thinking, Moxxie, you only have two problems! That's not a lot! But if you think about it, those ARE very big problems! I can't have an ad if they don't reply me! Everything boils down to them actually reading my email and replying! Without those two elements, I can't do anything!
That SUCKS!
Sorry about the exclaimation points, 我太激动 (I'm too worked up). You would be too if you were doing this.
Haiz...
Anyway, beautiful people! I have news!
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I AM GOING TO KOREA
Yes, I am going to one of the fashion capitals of the world. Hopefully, I can find some sort of blogshop or shop that deserves ads!
And yes, this means there won't be any blog posts for a week or so. Maybe there will be a super short one if I can find some sort of wifi but I doubt it!
Ok, I've got to go. I have more people to email!
Wednesday, 14 November 2012
"Can I have your name, please? I need to write it on the cup."
Hey guys! Wow, I update my blog more than my Wattpad.
So anyway, today I went to Starbucks for my monthly mocha frappuccino. Why monthly, you ask? Because I'm 13, my parents don't think I should drink coffee too much (and they leave the coffee machine at home XD ) and I can't get a job since the legal working age is 14 so I'm basically broke.
Off topic.
So while I was there, and although the service was lovely you guys, I was struck by one tiny difference. I went to Johor Bahru a few days back, and while I was there, my parents' friends trooped off to Starbucks and I tagged along because my mum wouldn't let me buy a cup so I joined in to steal a bit of theirs. So two of them got the table and one ordered the coffee and she came back with Alixon written on the cup. Now, it;s not that they spelled the name wrong, it was the fact that they wrote Alixon's name on the cup!
Now in Singapore, hardly one person asks you for your name to write on your cup, they just shout out your drink order. You can't wander off, even if you need to pee desperately. You have to stay there and wait for your drink. And then, you have to stare at a complete stranger because they ordered the same thing as you and you don't want to be rude so you tell them to take the drink and then, they tell you to take the drink and it goes on and on...
Wouldn't it be less confusing to just ask the person for their name? And sure, they most probably have to spell it out for the barista because we all have weird names. But the weird names will differentiate us impeccably.
Of course, there will be trouble due to the name problem. One poor guy just wanted his coffee and he got this:
My name isn't as common as Christian's but I doubt it would turn out as bad as this!
And you know what's the funny thing right now? I'm trying to go online to ask Starbucks why don't they ask for our names in Singapore and the page refuses to load.
Bet they're shaking in their coffee-smelling boots.
So anyway, today I went to Starbucks for my monthly mocha frappuccino. Why monthly, you ask? Because I'm 13, my parents don't think I should drink coffee too much (and they leave the coffee machine at home XD ) and I can't get a job since the legal working age is 14 so I'm basically broke.
Off topic.
So while I was there, and although the service was lovely you guys, I was struck by one tiny difference. I went to Johor Bahru a few days back, and while I was there, my parents' friends trooped off to Starbucks and I tagged along because my mum wouldn't let me buy a cup so I joined in to steal a bit of theirs. So two of them got the table and one ordered the coffee and she came back with Alixon written on the cup. Now, it;s not that they spelled the name wrong, it was the fact that they wrote Alixon's name on the cup!
Now in Singapore, hardly one person asks you for your name to write on your cup, they just shout out your drink order. You can't wander off, even if you need to pee desperately. You have to stay there and wait for your drink. And then, you have to stare at a complete stranger because they ordered the same thing as you and you don't want to be rude so you tell them to take the drink and then, they tell you to take the drink and it goes on and on...
Wouldn't it be less confusing to just ask the person for their name? And sure, they most probably have to spell it out for the barista because we all have weird names. But the weird names will differentiate us impeccably.
Of course, there will be trouble due to the name problem. One poor guy just wanted his coffee and he got this:
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I went to the Starbucks at the [redacted] campus today in between classes to pick up a drink. I was in a pretty good mood and I left the store with my drink. On my way to class, I noticed that the Barista had a better name for me. (See the picture attached). I have no clue what made the person write that. I wasn’t mean at all. I don’t think I’ll be going back. That’s too bad for Starbucks since I usually go 1-2 times per day. I’ll be taking my business to Peet’s Coffee. |
My name isn't as common as Christian's but I doubt it would turn out as bad as this!
And you know what's the funny thing right now? I'm trying to go online to ask Starbucks why don't they ask for our names in Singapore and the page refuses to load.
Bet they're shaking in their coffee-smelling boots.
Tuesday, 13 November 2012
Megan & Liz: "Like I Would" Lyric Video
Ever heard of Megan and Liz? No? Well, I'm telling you about them now.
Megan and Liz, they are a pair of twins. They don't look alike so that makes them fraternal twins?
I don't know, I'm dumb.
Anyway, they are famous YouTube stars. They opened for Taylor Swift in the iHeartRadio festival, which is amazing. "Like I Would" is their latest original song (that they released) after "Bad For Me", which is their pride and joy.
Most comments are like saying they sound like Taylor Swift, so if you like Taylor Swift, you should definitely check this one out!
~Moxxie
Friday, 9 November 2012
Etude House!
Hey guys!
So most of my makeup comes from Etude House, in fact my first batch came from there. I got this box from Etude House as a Christmas present, I wasn't the one buying it so I guess it was a promotion?
It was a pink box, and it was decorated in like ribbons and pearls and stuff. I wrote in this pretty ugly handwriting on it. It said,"Mine! Hands off!" So no picture of the box 'cause it was spoiled by my stupid handwriting. :(
So inside the box, there was this pen.
So cute!!!
Sorry for horrible lightning.
It's pretty good quality, I've had it for a while now and it is still going strong so points to Etude House.
At first I was a bit dumb, so I was going like,"Huh? That's it?" And then, I looked under the blue paper and I found all the nice products.
So first I had the LUCIDarling Fantastic Gradation Eyes.
There were four colours in it, pale pink, pink, silver and black. I mainly used the pinks at first but I wore the silver to my graduation party. And if you want to use all the colours, there are, like, directions on the back. They are in Korean but there is a picture so that's good.
Then comes the Plumping Lip Tint
This is a nice picture
It is like a lip gloss and it gives this wet look to your lips. It also has the tingly feeling for those who like that.
Lastly, the box has LUCIDarling Spangle Nail Polish.
This had glitter in it, it's less of a nail polish and more of a top coat with glitter. There were like big spots of glitter so you had strategically placed big glitter studs. But it was really hard to get off, especially the big glitter studs. You have to really scrub it off or maybe that's just me. I am a newbie. :P
So, overall, all girls should really go to Etude House right this frigging second 'cause they are really awesome!! You can even get a membership. I have one so I have the Pink Membership card, it's really small and cute!!
Now go!!
So most of my makeup comes from Etude House, in fact my first batch came from there. I got this box from Etude House as a Christmas present, I wasn't the one buying it so I guess it was a promotion?
It was a pink box, and it was decorated in like ribbons and pearls and stuff. I wrote in this pretty ugly handwriting on it. It said,"Mine! Hands off!" So no picture of the box 'cause it was spoiled by my stupid handwriting. :(
So inside the box, there was this pen.
So cute!!!
Sorry for horrible lightning.
It's pretty good quality, I've had it for a while now and it is still going strong so points to Etude House.
At first I was a bit dumb, so I was going like,"Huh? That's it?" And then, I looked under the blue paper and I found all the nice products.
So first I had the LUCIDarling Fantastic Gradation Eyes.
There were four colours in it, pale pink, pink, silver and black. I mainly used the pinks at first but I wore the silver to my graduation party. And if you want to use all the colours, there are, like, directions on the back. They are in Korean but there is a picture so that's good.
Then comes the Plumping Lip Tint
This is a nice picture
It is like a lip gloss and it gives this wet look to your lips. It also has the tingly feeling for those who like that.
Lastly, the box has LUCIDarling Spangle Nail Polish.
This had glitter in it, it's less of a nail polish and more of a top coat with glitter. There were like big spots of glitter so you had strategically placed big glitter studs. But it was really hard to get off, especially the big glitter studs. You have to really scrub it off or maybe that's just me. I am a newbie. :P
So, overall, all girls should really go to Etude House right this frigging second 'cause they are really awesome!! You can even get a membership. I have one so I have the Pink Membership card, it's really small and cute!!
Now go!!
Thursday, 8 November 2012
Egg mask + results
I am going
to try something positively insane later on. I guess that's why I am
"sounding" a bimbo Singaporean. I am going to try using an egg mask
on my hair later. I don't think it will work and most likely will just attract
ants.
I hate ants.
I will try it when I have a bath later, my grandpa will probably freak out but
whatever.
I sound really
bimbo. Ok, laters. X.
***
Here are the results.
The way you
are supposed to do it, is that you need to crack some eggs and whisk it then,
you know, causally pour it over your head like it is normal. Now
since my grandfather was with me, I couldn't do that so I changed it around.
I sneaked an
egg into the bathroom and I took a shower. I didn't shampoo yet, I just wet my
hair. So I stood with my head slightly bowed down cause I didn't want egg yolk
in my eyes or on my face. I held the egg over my head and I cracked it.
And I
COMPLETELY MISSED MY HAIR!
I'm serious!
My hair didn't even have any egg on it, it was all over the floor! And it
stinked! It wasn't rotten, it was just smelled really strong, maybe cause it
was in a confined space? I tried to tolerate it but I couldn't so I just washed
the floor.
It's still
slightly yellow and smelled slightly but no one needs to know, right?!
Thus, this
is officially a fail.
I don't think I'm going to try again. :P
Loose tongue + some random stuff
No, chill, my tongue isn't hanging out. It's perfectly attached.
What I'm talking about is that if you dissect my posts like a frog (or maybe I just too good :X), you can tell that my posts are actually re-written. Yes, it's not necessarily a bad thing but to me, it's a bit frustrating when my thoughts have to be held back instead of being spewed everywhere.
I'm thinking sick...
Ok, back to the post. If you have ever read Xiaxue's blog, you can actually see that she does not hold back and I like that. Maaaaaaayyybbbeee it isn't original but hey her viewers like it.
If you don't, just fuck off and stop cyber-bullying Xiaxue.
I won't exactly give you too much information cause that is just too creepy. Why would you wanna hear about my dog's poo consistency?
Kidding, I don't have a dog. But if you are actually turned on by that, I hope you have like a ton of money cause you need a looooottt of therapy. A lot.
Don't worry, I'll still keep to my style (I have style?!) which you all know and love but, I think and I hope, this means that the post will be longer.
K, that's over.
Now, we will get down to the shit about me.
That does not sound right.
I am an extremely sick person. You know, the perverted sick, not the sick sick. I am perfectly fine. While I was writing this, I was watching the Howcast video on How to unclasp her bra or some shit like that. It was fucking hilarious. Do you know how they ended the video?
Do you know two women died after lightning struck the underwire in their bra?
The fuck? How is that appropriate to end a video? I'm a girl and that just makes me want to never wear an underwire bra again. And they are already fucking uncomfortable!
Don't worry, I'll still wear a bra.
Ok, TMI.
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