No, chill, my tongue isn't hanging out. It's perfectly attached.
What I'm talking about is that if you dissect my posts like a frog (or maybe I just too good :X), you can tell that my posts are actually re-written. Yes, it's not necessarily a bad thing but to me, it's a bit frustrating when my thoughts have to be held back instead of being spewed everywhere.
I'm thinking sick...
Ok, back to the post. If you have ever read Xiaxue's blog, you can actually see that she does not hold back and I like that. Maaaaaaayyybbbeee it isn't original but hey her viewers like it.
If you don't, just fuck off and stop cyber-bullying Xiaxue.
I won't exactly give you too much information cause that is just too creepy. Why would you wanna hear about my dog's poo consistency?
Kidding, I don't have a dog. But if you are actually turned on by that, I hope you have like a ton of money cause you need a looooottt of therapy. A lot.
Don't worry, I'll still keep to my style (I have style?!) which you all know and love but, I think and I hope, this means that the post will be longer.
K, that's over.
Now, we will get down to the shit about me.
That does not sound right.
I am an extremely sick person. You know, the perverted sick, not the sick sick. I am perfectly fine. While I was writing this, I was watching the Howcast video on How to unclasp her bra or some shit like that. It was fucking hilarious. Do you know how they ended the video?
Do you know two women died after lightning struck the underwire in their bra?
The fuck? How is that appropriate to end a video? I'm a girl and that just makes me want to never wear an underwire bra again. And they are already fucking uncomfortable!
Don't worry, I'll still wear a bra.
Ok, TMI.
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