Hello! So if you have noticed over there <<<---- There are some pictures there and a price tag! If you have no idea what the hell is that, that is a new small pet project. So...
Welcome to Mini Moxxie Blogshop!
Do you like it? :D I started it on Instagram after seeing my friend, Enchanted Blogshop (click here if you want to see her products!), do it. She is pretty successful (more than me :( ) so you should follow her if you use Instagram. Follow me, huimoxxie, while you're at it. And buy from me as well! :)
Ok, I'm gonna go and update the mini blogshop and paint my toenails. Bye!
P.S I'm on LINE cafe as well :)
Friday, 28 December 2012
Monday, 24 December 2012
The Dick Repeller
The Dick
Repeller
Just wanted to have innocent fun on your phone? Tired of
horny guys thinking with the wrong head? You need the Dick Repeller!
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THE DICK
REPELLER! :O
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The Dick Repeller is a simple solution and even simpler to use! Made out of ugly lady toenails and extra clingliness, the Dick Repeller will be your best friend while dealing with unwanted sexual predators.
The next time a guy shows you his dick, watch as your
phone cracks over the picture and wait for the special video to load!
A Dick Repeller bird would be sent to his home and you will never have to worry about the guy showing his dick again!
Sometimes the birds escape during the shipping progress.
Birds not guaranteed. But you can spray it over a bird of your choice
and it will become the latest member of the Dick Repeller team! :D
The Dick Repeller comes in 6 different scents: Citrus, Pine, Jasmine, Coffee, Lavender and Chocolate!!
Don't wait, order your Dick Repeller today!
Disclaimer: Doesn't work on
iPhone. May cause phone to crack permantly. May get sued by pervert for causing
injury to his "friend" Will not be held responsible for any injuries
sustained. TEEHEE
Friday, 21 December 2012
Happy Mayan Apocalypse!
This bears repeating:
HAPPY MAYAN APOCALYPSE!!
It's the 21 of December in Singapore and only 20 December in America, which leads me to conclude that Doomsday is not real.
If you Google, "Is the world going to end?", the most popular Yahoo! answer is,
I'll admit it, I went to bed terrified. I mean, what if everybody was wrong? What if the world was really going to end?
Of course it didn't and I'm gonna tell you why,
Timezones
I mean come on, it's already 21 December and guess what date it is in America? (Answer is on the top) It's only 20 December! Date in Alaska? 20 December.
If the rock/thingy wants to wait for 21 December in all countries, well then the world will end at 6 o'clock (in Singapore) today.
Until then, I shall listen to "The World's Gonna End" by Megan & Liz.
P.S I went for counselling so ya, I'm not so down.
***
Anybody out there?
...
Hello?
HAPPY MAYAN APOCALYPSE!!
It's the 21 of December in Singapore and only 20 December in America, which leads me to conclude that Doomsday is not real.
If you Google, "Is the world going to end?", the most popular Yahoo! answer is,
I'll admit it, I went to bed terrified. I mean, what if everybody was wrong? What if the world was really going to end?
Of course it didn't and I'm gonna tell you why,
Timezones
I mean come on, it's already 21 December and guess what date it is in America? (Answer is on the top) It's only 20 December! Date in Alaska? 20 December.
If the rock/thingy wants to wait for 21 December in all countries, well then the world will end at 6 o'clock (in Singapore) today.
Until then, I shall listen to "The World's Gonna End" by Megan & Liz.
P.S I went for counselling so ya, I'm not so down.
***
Anybody out there?
...
Hello?
Thursday, 20 December 2012
Traumatic experience
Hey guys. I'm a bit down in the dumps today. I am going to tell the story 'cause I think this is something we can all learn from.
So you know I was talking about InterPals yesterday and how much fun I was having. I told you that I was receiving a lot of compliments and I wasn't used to it. Now I see all of those compliments were unwanted.
I got a message from this guy yesterday, I shall tell you his name in a while. He claimed he wanted to know what Singapore was like and he wanted to show me what the USA was like. He gave me his Kik username and I gave him mine. We chatted and he said he wanted to show me his bedroom.
He sent me a picture and I got this sense that something was wrong. I brushed it off, thinking that it was simply a product of my imagination. Now later on, he said he wanted to compare computers. He took a picture of his laptop and sent it to me. Now, something was definitely 100% wrong.
He took a picture of his laptop and carefully positioned it so I could see his penis which was hanging out his pants.
I'll give you a minute to let that sink in.
His penis. He showed his fucking dick. Now, I'm freaking straight but THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DICK.
I freaked out and I deleted the chat as well as blocked him. I immediately edited my account on InterPals to only females being able to see it. Still, it wasn't enough. I changed the privacy settings of my Facebook, even though I had already switched to friends only.
It's still not enough.
Seeing that dick was not something I ever wanted to see, not now, now ever. Hell, it was so traumatic, I considered just turning gay! Can't be worse right?
I received a hell of a scolding from my mum, I think she's still mad. I'll admit it, it was stupid of me to give out such personal details. Now, I can't walk down the street without feeling freaked out and scared and embarrassed.
Can't believe I was so dumb. As a result, I'm deleting my FAQ page and my previous post on InterPals. I definitely do not think it's a good idea any more.
Learn from my mistake, don't be as stupid as me. Keep your life private. If this happens to you, seek help if you need to. I think I need to. Stay strong, keep safe.
And I shall now tell you his name.
ID: ravennd91 Real name: Mark
He is a 15 year old guy, looking for friendship. Lives in Bagley, the Midwest USA. Claims you can ask him anything. Likes classics, like Shakespere and Poe. The fuck? SPELL SHAKESPEARE RIGHT YOU FUCKER. Wow, so attractive! Ladies, what are you waiting for? Get to know him right away!
You want to know more? Here's the link to his profile!
www.interpals.net/ravennd91
And Mark, I have a few last parting words.
I HOPE YOU DIE WHEN THE WORLD ENDS. I HOPE ALIENS EAT YOUR BRAIN. OH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE ONE. OH AND YOU HAVE THE SMALLEST 2 INCHES DICK I HAVE EVER SEEN. I WISH YOU THE WORST IN YOUR SAD PATHETIC LIFE YOU MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK YOU!
So you know I was talking about InterPals yesterday and how much fun I was having. I told you that I was receiving a lot of compliments and I wasn't used to it. Now I see all of those compliments were unwanted.
I got a message from this guy yesterday, I shall tell you his name in a while. He claimed he wanted to know what Singapore was like and he wanted to show me what the USA was like. He gave me his Kik username and I gave him mine. We chatted and he said he wanted to show me his bedroom.
He sent me a picture and I got this sense that something was wrong. I brushed it off, thinking that it was simply a product of my imagination. Now later on, he said he wanted to compare computers. He took a picture of his laptop and sent it to me. Now, something was definitely 100% wrong.
He took a picture of his laptop and carefully positioned it so I could see his penis which was hanging out his pants.
I'll give you a minute to let that sink in.
His penis. He showed his fucking dick. Now, I'm freaking straight but THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DICK.
I freaked out and I deleted the chat as well as blocked him. I immediately edited my account on InterPals to only females being able to see it. Still, it wasn't enough. I changed the privacy settings of my Facebook, even though I had already switched to friends only.
It's still not enough.
Seeing that dick was not something I ever wanted to see, not now, now ever. Hell, it was so traumatic, I considered just turning gay! Can't be worse right?
I received a hell of a scolding from my mum, I think she's still mad. I'll admit it, it was stupid of me to give out such personal details. Now, I can't walk down the street without feeling freaked out and scared and embarrassed.
Can't believe I was so dumb. As a result, I'm deleting my FAQ page and my previous post on InterPals. I definitely do not think it's a good idea any more.
Learn from my mistake, don't be as stupid as me. Keep your life private. If this happens to you, seek help if you need to. I think I need to. Stay strong, keep safe.
And I shall now tell you his name.
ID: ravennd91 Real name: Mark
He is a 15 year old guy, looking for friendship. Lives in Bagley, the Midwest USA. Claims you can ask him anything. Likes classics, like Shakespere and Poe. The fuck? SPELL SHAKESPEARE RIGHT YOU FUCKER. Wow, so attractive! Ladies, what are you waiting for? Get to know him right away!
You want to know more? Here's the link to his profile!
www.interpals.net/ravennd91
And Mark, I have a few last parting words.
I HOPE YOU DIE WHEN THE WORLD ENDS. I HOPE ALIENS EAT YOUR BRAIN. OH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE ONE. OH AND YOU HAVE THE SMALLEST 2 INCHES DICK I HAVE EVER SEEN. I WISH YOU THE WORST IN YOUR SAD PATHETIC LIFE YOU MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK YOU!
Monday, 10 December 2012
Back from Malacca
Hullo, I'm back from Malacca!
Nothing extraordinary happened but it was a good trip. I bought a few things, the highest priced item was 30 ringgit. Cheapest was about 10.
I will model the clothes for you when they're dry. I most probably wouldn't smile, cause let's face it, I'll look like a troll.
And if you're wondering why I don't update as regularly any more, it's because I'm busy role-playing. It's so freaking addictive! Hold on, I'm getting distracted.
Ok, I'm almost done with my work.
Ok, I am done with my English presentation.
Anyway, roleplay is so freaking addictive. I got into it on Omegle, so that is one of my roleplay sites. I mainly roleplay in Harry Potter so I'm on livethelegend.forumotion.com, hexrpg.com and absitomen.com so please join me. I only use one roleplay name and that's Riley Jameson, except for hexrpg.com, I'm called Riley Thomas over there.
You should all join me. Ok, bye!
Nothing extraordinary happened but it was a good trip. I bought a few things, the highest priced item was 30 ringgit. Cheapest was about 10.
I will model the clothes for you when they're dry. I most probably wouldn't smile, cause let's face it, I'll look like a troll.
And if you're wondering why I don't update as regularly any more, it's because I'm busy role-playing. It's so freaking addictive! Hold on, I'm getting distracted.
Ok, I'm almost done with my work.
Ok, I am done with my English presentation.
Anyway, roleplay is so freaking addictive. I got into it on Omegle, so that is one of my roleplay sites. I mainly roleplay in Harry Potter so I'm on livethelegend.forumotion.com, hexrpg.com and absitomen.com so please join me. I only use one roleplay name and that's Riley Jameson, except for hexrpg.com, I'm called Riley Thomas over there.
You should all join me. Ok, bye!
Monday, 3 December 2012
Malacca road trip +omegle
So I am going to Malacca this week and I know I only just came back from Korea but I am going there cause that's where my grandparents came from.
The best part about Malacca is Jonker Street. It's like this little night market, like what we call a basa malam but instead of it happening a few times a year, it happens every night! So cheer for good deals! *loud cheering*
I'm really looking forward to this trip cause I always have so much fun over there and then Jonker Street always sells a lot of crap. My one and only cap came from there. If I'm not wrong, I bought it for 25 MYR. A bit ex lah, even with bargaining. It cost 27 MYR, that lady drove a hard bargain. :(
I'm hoping I can get a couple of clothes. I threw away a bunch of clothing yesterday and now my closets looks a bit too empty.
You know, if you search for "clothes to buy at Jonker Street" on Google, there aren't any good results? I know the stalls aren't permanent but at least, someone should have put something on the internet!
Ok, on to the next segment! Ever heard of Omegle? No? Why?
Ok, basically Omegle is like chatroulette, just without all the wanking guys.
It's totally safe, you are anonymous unless you choose to share any private information. This is where the safe sex, I mean, safety on the internet talk comes in.
A little hint though, you may not get a bunch of wankers but you will get a lot of roleplayers so unless you feel like playing, don't type Harry Potter or Hunger Games into the interest bar.
Ok, ending adruptly here. Roleplaying with some stranger.
The best part about Malacca is Jonker Street. It's like this little night market, like what we call a basa malam but instead of it happening a few times a year, it happens every night! So cheer for good deals! *loud cheering*
I'm really looking forward to this trip cause I always have so much fun over there and then Jonker Street always sells a lot of crap. My one and only cap came from there. If I'm not wrong, I bought it for 25 MYR. A bit ex lah, even with bargaining. It cost 27 MYR, that lady drove a hard bargain. :(
I'm hoping I can get a couple of clothes. I threw away a bunch of clothing yesterday and now my closets looks a bit too empty.
You know, if you search for "clothes to buy at Jonker Street" on Google, there aren't any good results? I know the stalls aren't permanent but at least, someone should have put something on the internet!
Ok, on to the next segment! Ever heard of Omegle? No? Why?
Ok, basically Omegle is like chatroulette, just without all the wanking guys.
It's totally safe, you are anonymous unless you choose to share any private information. This is where the safe sex, I mean, safety on the internet talk comes in.
A little hint though, you may not get a bunch of wankers but you will get a lot of roleplayers so unless you feel like playing, don't type Harry Potter or Hunger Games into the interest bar.
Ok, ending adruptly here. Roleplaying with some stranger.
Sunday, 2 December 2012
No title 'cause I have no idea what to write...
I am writing this in my aunt's house, I'm chalking up a first.
If you got the double entendre, I can't believe you read the book.
My mind is like totally blank, I have no idea what to write.
I'm such a failure...
So to compensate, this post shall all be pictures I found on Google. Some may be a little sick. A little bit.
Ok, bye!
If you got the double entendre, I can't believe you read the book.
My mind is like totally blank, I have no idea what to write.
I'm such a failure...
So to compensate, this post shall all be pictures I found on Google. Some may be a little sick. A little bit.
Ok, bye!
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