Moxxie's guide to getting on the MRT

Hey guys! :D

When did I last blog, OMFG?!

Anyway, before I start my guide, I got to meet Divian and Sonia today from 987FM! Woo! I didn't get to take a picture with them because they were literally being mobbed and I was right there with them. It was like, "WOO!"

I got like Divian's picture but not Sonia's cause she was like shorter than Divian. So I'm letting you see the best picture...

Ignore the random girl. I got a better picture from Facebook :)

I am the girl smiling with all the teeth showing. Considering it's an unglam ose, I don't look too bad, I think! Feel free to disagree.

Anyway, back to the guide.

MOXXIE'S GUIDE TO GETTING ON THE MRT

MRT is equal to the tube or the subway. I have never ever been to England or America so I cannot guarantee that this works for the tube and/or the subway.

Let's begin!

Getting on a carriage

Always go to the carriage at the middle. Don't go to the ends. People always think that if they want to get a seat, they should go to the end. WRONG. The middle is always nearly empty.

To enter the carriage, don't line up with the crowd. Stand as close to the gates as possible at a 45 degree angle. You will be able to get into the train with no problem. This also increases your chances of having a seat.

In a carriage

If you have long hair, don't tie it. It is uncomfortable if you lean your head against the window and if you tied your hair in a elaborate style, you won't be able to relax as you will be panicking about your hair the entire trip.

Never sit at the priority seat or the one next to it. Never sit in the middle either. Sit two seats from the seat at the end.

If you have to stand, don't stand where the carriages are joined. Stray hairs can get caught in the gaps. Ouch.

Don't crowd around the entrance. It's fucking annoying. :/

Exiting the carriage

This is really simple. Go to the second carriage, counting from the way the train is travelling. Stand at the third door. You will be the first one out and on the escalator.

That's it. You can thank me later.

Insert title here

Title? Tittle? Title. I think title seems to be spelled wrongly because it seems like tit-le rather than -tight-tle.

Ya, it's been a hell of a week. So no title. Next time if there is no title, you guys know like this means I have either nothing or a lot of things to say. I have to write it down so today I'm listing them down.

1. 3D Molecules
2. Xiaxue + blog
3. New Year Resolutions
4. Weird going home stories

Ok, so first things first. 3D molecules. I got in trouble with my form teacher today, "Have a nice life, dick." But nevermind, it was simply an oversight on my part. But it doesn't mean I'm pissed. Anyway, my science teacher, the same prick as my form teacher, was showing us like this 3D models of molecules. I'm going to write the conversation down so it went something like this:

Prick: This is the 3D model of a molecule, also known as the ball-and-stick.

Me: [Starts choking and drinks a ton of water to stop myself from laughing]

P: I am going to show you the model of nitrogen sulfide. I need another ball. *searches pocket* I'm out of balls.

M: [Drinks more water]

P: I only have one blue ball

M: [Promptly starts choking on water]

P: I was playing with the balls in the office. All the teachers were asking me, "Why are you playing with balls?"

M: [Dies from choking]

Ok, the last one was an exaggeration but you get the idea. And that was the joke of the day! Hahaha no.

Number 2, Xiaxue and her blog.

I have mentioned many times, I look up to Xiaxue even though she's a bitch. I'm not being mean, she said so herself. Anyway, she recently claimed on Twitter Taylor Swift's boobs were fake :O based on this photo

                 

Sorry bout the blurriness. Anyway, she claimed the boobs were too round to be natural. Now, I believe opinions make the world go round and I said, "No, it's most probably a really good push up bra". To which she replied, "Are you blind? Such a plunging neckline, how to wear a bra?"

HAHAHA

                                            

There are many times of bras in the world, not just your usual bra that goes in front and shit. For all we know, it was simply a little extra padding on her dress. Anyway, I really doubt it's a boob job cause that will just cost her good girl image to be gone like 'poof!'. I found another picture of Taylor on Tumblr, same dress and you can see it's not a boob job. 

Ok, I can't find it. But you could see her boobs weren't like 360 degrees so in the first pic, it was really just lighting and makeup.

Oh and Xiaxue blocked me on Twitter, because I replied to the blind tweet, and this is word for word:

'Cuse you, there are many types of bras, not just a normal underwire one. For all you know, it's a padded dress.

LOL, I just saw the reply. She called me stupid! HAHAHA, I go to one of the best schools in Singapore. I could do Sec 4 work at Sec 1, and you're calling me stupid? Dying of laughter.

BTW, Xiaxue's blog is down. I swear I didn't do it, it's Blogger's fault.

New Year Resolutions

I think I might want to change my new year resolutions but would that mean I'm flaking out? Comment your thoughts!

And lastly, weird going home stories. My best friend and I were going home together and we decided that the best thing to do on the MRT (translation: tube/subway) was to speak in an extremely bimbotic merican accent, complete with 'like' and 'you know's every other sentence. We were standing in this carridge and everyone was like looking at us. To make matters better (thinking positive!), there were like Americans/British people EVERYWHERE and they were all staring. In the end, I told my best friend, hey!, that people were going to throw rocks at us. 

P.S I liked the accent so much, I ended up talking for half an hour. Non-stop. XD

OK, love you guys xoxo 

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No title again 'cause I have a tons of things to say

Hullo!!! :D

A lot of things happened so I'm just going to just post them all in this post.

So I went to Daiso and bought like a pair of fake eyelashes. Do you know that even though they sell fake eyelashes, they don't sell the glue for fake eyelashes? It's like, WHAT? So since they don't sell fake eyelash glue, I had to go to Aries...

                                          

... to buy the fake eyelash glue and they ALSO DON'T SELL? :O WHAT?! So if you know like where to buy fake eyelash glue in Singapore, please comment.

Speaking of comment, I KNOW there are some people who read my blog. I can see the stats! But you are all silent readers, so please please please comment! I really love comments.

Anyway, I went to Daiso today cause I needed like a notebook to write down my homework and I was SO blur. I walked like around Daiso three times before I found like where they sell the notebooks. Fail. I bought like this pink notebook with a checkered cover.

Now, this is like a rant. If you don't understand like science things, you can just skip this part. So anyway, today I had to draw an atom and my fucker of a science teacher drew it like this...

                                                  

...which he taught us previously to draw like this...

                                               

... see the numbers in the nucleus? Ya, and in our notes it was drawn like that, so I drew it like the notes. Then he wanted to check our atoms and when he saw mine, he was like in this super consending tone, like, "I drew already for you, why you must draw differently from anybody else? (my thoughts are in italics. SORRY FOR DRAWING LIKE OUR FUCKING NOTES WHICH YOU GAVE US) Next time you draw like this, it's not wrong ah, I may mark you wrong in the exam. (IF IT'S NOT WRONG, DON'T SAY LAH!)" So I didn't want to get in trouble so I nodded and walked away. But still... MY DRAWING WAS CORRECT

I know there is more...

Oh yeah, I need to get my guitar fixed.

My handphone is dying.

The cat which lives at my block is a bitch, lol.

I tried moving my blogshop to Jipaban but I found it needed to pay so yeah.

K bye

My 2013 Resolution

HAPPY 2013!!! :D

So I have never wrote down any resolutions in my 13 years of living. Well I want 2013 to be a year of firsts so yeah, here are my new year resolutions

1) Change the way I feel about things that I can't change

2) Change the things I don't like

3) Be happy

4) Finish a crafts project

5) Sell at least 5 items before the end of the year

6) Earn spare cash somehow!

7) Go out of the house looking like a teenager, not an hobo

8) Have others think I can actually do shit (i.e responsibilities)

9) Say yes to something I have no idea what the fish it is

10) Bake some shit

11) Get an A in Chinese

12) Come home and actually study

13) Finish that Wattpad story

14) Actually do these resolutions

A look back at 2012

Hey gal. Hey, hey gal. Happy 2013!

There will be 2 posts today. This is the first one and we'll be looking back at 2012.

January - Well,  we started with me going to secondary school as a student. Meeting my classmates, getting a stupid teacher.

February - I start talking to some random guy and I get him to be my Valentine. So I was no longer forever alone. :D

March - I am having exams and I get a bit of a mixed result. I then go for holiday before going back to school.

April - I do nothing with my life

May - I become a teenager! Yay!! :D I go for holidays again!

June - I act like a student and chiong my homework

July - I forgot what I do with my life

August - I start my Wordpress blog

September - My blog is still there (I think)

October - I go for hols!

November - I shift my blog here!! :D  I go to Korea, ride a horse, vomit and buy a THOUSAND dollars worth of make up

December - Chiong homework for 2013! Fall sick on NYE, vomit all day long and sspend my last few seconds of NYE in the shower.

So that is 2012 in a blog post. My life is such a fail.