Ways my pen name have been misinterpreted

Hello!

So my friends always start questioning me while is my pen name Moxxie? I shall tell you a secret, I called myself Moxxie after the shoes moccasins.

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Yes, these are moccasins.

  In my defence, I did not know what they were and thought they were an expensive brand for sexy high heels.

                                       

Jesus*, I am a danger to well dressed society.

Anyway, my friends kept on telling me the many ways my pen name could be misinterpreted so therefore, I present the pictures people have sent me to demonstrate my pen name.


                                                       

Seriously, this dude is creepy.

They have got to be the ugliest reject barbies I have ever seen.

                                       

And enjoy laughing at my misfortune at choosing a shoe for my pen name.
                                              

P.S I am fully aware that I am using His name in vain. Also, you guys are going to want to kill me when I tell you that I am not a Christian. *Runs for cover*

P.P.S Sorry about the pictures, they are refusing to obey and stay in a straight line.

P.P.P.S Have you heard? Charice is gay!! O_o