The problem with love

Hey guys!

OK, is there something wrong with the format?

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Nevermind, it's just me.

Sorry that I haven't been on for quite sometime. My laptop has been confiscated (the world is about to end) so I can't blog that much and I really dislike blogging from my phone because it's irritating.

What about this weather huh? I can barely see in this haze, I'm pretty sure I am going to bump into some poor soul and then we will become friends and start dating and get married...

Yeah, that was a pretty shitty introduction to my little segment today:

THE PROBLEM WITH LOVE

Seriously, it's nice to have a crush and be in love and all that jazz but for those who are FA (Forever Alone) like me, that shit gets real old, real fast. Let me show you why.

(The following problems are made up, in order to make sure some poor sap doesn't end up being the butt of jokes)

So I really like this guy and I'm pretty sure he likes me back cause he smiled at me in the hallway the other day but then again, he could be smiling at my best friend who was with me. I heard he is a player and a lot of girls say that they have been with him but I'm sure they are all lying cause he helped me and he was really sweet and I really like  him, but he has a girlfriend but she is terribly mean to him and isn't good for him...

You get the point.

So I shall point out all the problems and give you a big heaping spoonful of medicine and get-your-head-fucking-straight advice.

1) He smiled at me in the hallway

My teachers smile at me in the hallway. Point proven.

2) He could be smiling at my best friend

If you aren't even sure who he was smiling at, always assume he was smiling at the wall and that the smile was sincere.

3) I heard that he is a player and a lot of girls say that they have been with him

If you have heard that he is a player, then he most probably is. Some of those girls may have been lying but that's only a small percentage.

4) He helped me and he was really sweet

Doesn't mean anything. He is most probably just playing you ^^^

5) I really like him, but he has a girlfriend

STAY AWAY YOU NITWIT DON'T BE A HOMEWRECKER

6) But she is terribly mean to him and isn't good for him

Not your problem. Keep walking. Unless of course they are in an abusive relationship, in which case get involved by calling the police.

And there you have it, problems with love. 

P.S  Nothing happened to me, I'm just thought this was a good idea to write about while just staying awake through pure adrenaline.