The Facebook app is USELESS

Heyo!

It's me again. But seriously, be grateful 'cause after a while, I won't blog so regularly.

Anyway, to reinstate my point from above ^^^^

THE FACEBOOK APP IS USELESS

Okay, maybe useless is too strong. . .  SUCKS TO BE YOU

Lol, I'm in a bitch mood. Shall I tell the story? Yeah, I'll tell the story.

Ok, so yesterday, I did one of those write-50-secrets-about-yourself-and-tag-others shit and one of the questions was: [THIRTEEN] What do you think about when you are falling asleep? And I answered, no comment. So one of my friends said that I was most probably thinking about this guy I like last time.

Keyword: last time

LAST FUCKING TIME

LAST TIME BOLD UNDERLINE EXTRA LARGE FONT

Are we clear?

So this pissed me off to no end and we had those mini arguments that drew enough attention that my juniors from my primary school saw it and then the guy himself saw it.

The shit has officially hit the fan.

Ok, storytime over.

So I was at the hairdresser today to get a trim and I managed to get some wifi, thanks to the guy who left it wide and open :D So I was searching my Facebook for new posts (I had a total of 4). Then it hit me.

It being the comb.

Just kidding, I remembered that when I had the Facebook app, I checked my Facebook like every 5 minutes. And now, I check it 1 time a day. And even though I only have like a 100 friends, a lot of them update everyday.

Seriously though, the Facebook app made me bored of Facebook cause nobody would update.

They left me all alone...

I eventually deleted the app cause it took way to long to load and it took all the fun out of Facebook.

FACE-CE-BOOK-KE!

LOL, ok punch line of the day: While we were in Korea, we went to this sauna thing so the more conservative people, i.e me and my mum and cousin just went swimming while my dad went naked through the dressing room.

The next day, when he told us he went naked along with the other Korean men, my cousin asked,

"SO THE KOREAN MEN, AH, IS IT LONG?"

"Scanning..."

I need to take a shower after this.

Anyway, I was reading Xiaxue's blog just now and she was writing about qr codes. (Click here) So I was like, whatever, I'll do one too.

Unlike her, I don't use Qropit because for some reason, the thing doesn't want me to join so I use qr droid for android. Apparently, it's the best app I can use because I have a motherfuckin' shit ass phone that can't do shit. Sorry, dad, I appreciate it but seriously, my phone sucks.

It has a maximum of 182 memory space but after it hits 162MB, I can't receive text messages, I can't download anymore apps, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!

See, this is what happens when I'm tired. I become all foul-mouthed.

What else? Oh, it dies super fast when I'm overseas and in Korea, that's where Samsung is, I can't even find a nice handphone cover for it.

Anyway, I hate my phone.

Off topic.

QR codes are super convenient cause you just scan it and you get all sorts of shit. You can pick up random info from everywhere. From TVs, computers, magazines, anything.

However, I don't think it works with no wifi, lemme see...

Ya, it doesn't but the good thing is that if you scan it with no internet connection, it saves it under history for later.

WOOHOO!

OK, let's try to get some work done here.

LOL, double entendres.

Focus!

So here's my QR code for this website:

                                                

I generated that with http://qrcode.kaywa.com/ They do have their own app on Google play but it isn't compatible with my phone.

I'm gonna leave the QR code as a widget so next time, you don't have to hunt through billions of posts for this.

On the irrelevant side, I updated my Wattpad story "A boy's love" recently so check it out!

And since I'm so considerate, I'm going to show you how to scan this thing.

1) Download a qr scanner app.

I'm using QR droid from Google play so...

(Click to enlarge) As you can see, I have already installed it on my handphone.

2) Go to your phone and open the app

3) Hold it up to the QR code, it should scan automatically.

We're done!

Fuck me

So I got back yesterday *cue wild screaming* and I'm still fucking exhausted. Some more, my mum wants me to do work.

Bah humbug.

I'll tell you all about my trip another day as I am tirrrreeeedddd....

T-I-R-E-D

T-I-R-E-D!

T-I-R-E-D!!

T-I-R-E-D!!!

So hared (happy+scared)!

I received good news this morning! :)

Like I said yesterday, I was firing off emails until my own Yahoo! account was tired of me. Hell, I was tired of Yahoo! So after my very extreme efforts yesterday, I managed to get one email reply!

Fail, only one lah!

Just kidding, it was a freaking milestone. I had the champagne ready, the food, even the bucket (for p-u-k-i-n-g) and then I put it all back, cause it was only 8 in the morning. XP

Sorry, got distracted by Gangnam Style.

Ok, where was I? Oh yeah, the champagne. Anyway, it might be slightly premature but I was celebreating because jobandshop.com are considering my proposal. So let's hope for more good news, yeah?

And I'm scared cause I'm on an 8 hour flight later. I actually had a panic attack just now! Not a good thing when you're flying in less than 12 hours. Oh my God, I am so freaked.

Ads

While I am typing this, I have 4 other tabs open. I am multi-tasking like crazy since I am looking for advertisers!

Yup, I have been going cray-cray (I typed crayon by accident, oops!) firing off emails to blogshops and companies (which reminds me, I was planning to send an email to Acuvue...), trying to spread the word about my blog - I can't put it on FB cause I do go to school with some of those people and they, shall we say, don't really appreciate my strong language - and find blogshops!

And it really doesn't help when some people can be sooo unhelpful. I shan't mention who but I can tell you what they do, even though it might further lower my chances of getting ads.

1. Not replying my emails AT ALL
2. Replying my emails before leaving me hanging

And yeah, that's it. 

I know what you're thinking, Moxxie, you only have two problems! That's not a lot! But if you think about it, those ARE very big problems! I can't have an ad if they don't reply me! Everything boils down to them actually reading my email and replying! Without those two elements, I can't do anything!

That SUCKS!

Sorry about the exclaimation points, 我太激动 (I'm too worked up). You would be too if you were doing this.

Haiz...

Anyway, beautiful people! I have news!

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I AM GOING TO KOREA

Yes, I am going to one of the fashion capitals of the world. Hopefully, I can find some sort of blogshop or shop that deserves ads!

And yes, this means there won't be any blog posts for a week or so. Maybe there will be a super short one if I can find some sort of wifi but I doubt it!

Ok, I've got to go. I have more people to email!

"Can I have your name, please? I need to write it on the cup."

Hey guys! Wow, I update my blog more than my Wattpad.

So anyway, today I went to Starbucks for my monthly mocha frappuccino. Why monthly, you ask? Because I'm 13, my parents don't think I should drink coffee too much (and they leave the coffee machine at home XD ) and I can't get a job since the legal working age is 14 so I'm basically broke.

Off topic.

So while I was there, and although the service was lovely you guys, I was struck by one tiny difference. I went to Johor Bahru a few days back, and while I was there, my parents' friends trooped off to Starbucks and I tagged along because my mum wouldn't let me buy a cup so I joined in to steal a bit of theirs. So two of them got the table and one ordered the coffee and she came back with Alixon written on the cup. Now, it;s not that they spelled the name wrong, it was the fact that they wrote Alixon's name on the cup!

Now in Singapore, hardly one person asks you for your name to write on your cup, they just shout out your drink order. You can't wander off, even if you need to pee desperately. You have to stay there and wait for your drink. And then, you have to stare at a complete stranger because they ordered the same thing as you and you don't want to be rude so you tell them to take the drink and then, they  tell you to take the drink and it goes on and on...

Wouldn't it be less confusing to just ask the person for their name? And sure, they most probably have to spell it out for the barista because we all have weird names. But the weird names will differentiate us impeccably.

Of course, there will be trouble due to the name problem. One poor guy just wanted his coffee and he got this:

I went to the Starbucks at the [redacted] campus today in between classes to pick up a drink. I was in a pretty good mood and I left the store with my drink. On my way to class, I noticed that the Barista had a better name for me. (See the picture attached). I have no clue what made the person write that. I wasn’t mean at all. I don’t think I’ll be going back. That’s too bad for Starbucks since I usually go 1-2 times per day. I’ll be taking my business to Peet’s Coffee.

My name isn't as common as Christian's but I doubt it would turn out as bad as this! 

And you know what's the funny thing right now? I'm trying to go online to ask Starbucks why don't they ask for our names in Singapore and the page refuses to load.

Bet they're shaking in their coffee-smelling boots.

Megan & Liz: "Like I Would" Lyric Video

Ever heard of Megan and Liz? No? Well, I'm telling you about them now.

Megan and Liz, they are a pair of twins. They don't look alike so that makes them fraternal twins?

I don't know, I'm dumb.

 Anyway, they are famous YouTube stars. They opened for Taylor Swift in the iHeartRadio festival, which is amazing. "Like I Would" is their latest original song (that they released) after "Bad For Me", which is their pride and joy.

Most comments are like saying they sound like Taylor Swift, so if you like Taylor Swift, you should definitely check this one out!

~Moxxie

Etude House!

Hey guys!

So most of my makeup comes from Etude House, in fact my first batch came from there. I got this box from Etude House as a Christmas present, I wasn't the one buying it so I guess it was a promotion?

It was a pink box, and it was decorated in like ribbons and pearls and stuff. I wrote in this pretty ugly handwriting on it. It said,"Mine! Hands off!" So no picture of the box 'cause it was spoiled by my stupid handwriting. :(

So inside the box, there was this pen.


                                                 
                                                                            So cute!!!
Sorry for horrible lightning.

It's pretty good quality, I've had it for a while now and it is still going strong so points to Etude House.

At first I was a bit dumb, so I was going like,"Huh? That's it?" And then, I looked under the blue paper and I found all the nice products.

So first I had the LUCIDarling Fantastic Gradation Eyes.

                                                   

There were four colours in it, pale pink, pink, silver and black. I mainly used the pinks at first but I wore the silver to my graduation party. And if you want to use all the colours, there are, like, directions on the back. They are in Korean but there is a picture so that's good.

Then comes the Plumping Lip Tint

                                                     
                                                                This is a nice picture

It is like a lip gloss and it gives this wet look to your lips. It also has the tingly feeling for those who like that.

Lastly, the box has LUCIDarling Spangle Nail Polish.

                                                        


This had glitter in it, it's less of a nail polish and more of a top coat with glitter. There were like big spots of glitter so you had strategically placed big glitter studs. But it was really hard to get off, especially the big glitter studs. You have to really scrub it off or maybe that's just me. I am a newbie. :P

So, overall, all girls should really go to Etude House right this frigging second 'cause they are really awesome!! You can even get a membership. I have one so I have the Pink Membership card, it's really small and cute!!

                                                 

Now go!!

Egg mask + results

I am going to try something positively insane later on. I guess that's why I am "sounding" a bimbo Singaporean. I am going to try using an egg mask on my hair later. I don't think it will work and most likely will just attract ants.

I hate ants. I will try it when I have a bath later, my grandpa will probably freak out but whatever.

I sound really bimbo. Ok, laters. X.

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Here are the results.

The way you are supposed to do it, is that you need to crack some eggs and whisk it then, you know, causally pour it over your head like it is normal. Now since my grandfather was with me, I couldn't do that so I changed it around.

I sneaked an egg into the bathroom and I took a shower. I didn't shampoo yet, I just wet my hair. So I stood with my head slightly bowed down cause I didn't want egg yolk in my eyes or on my face. I held the egg over my head and I cracked it.

And I COMPLETELY MISSED MY HAIR!

I'm serious! My hair didn't even have any egg on it, it was all over the floor! And it stinked! It wasn't rotten, it was just smelled really strong, maybe cause it was in a confined space? I tried to tolerate it but I couldn't so I just washed the floor.

It's still slightly yellow and smelled slightly but no one needs to know, right?!

Thus, this is officially a fail.

I don't think I'm going to try again. :P

Loose tongue + some random stuff

No, chill, my tongue isn't hanging out. It's perfectly attached.

What I'm talking about is that if you dissect my posts like a frog (or maybe I just too good :X), you can tell that my posts are actually re-written. Yes, it's not necessarily a bad thing but to me, it's a bit frustrating when my thoughts have to be held back instead of being spewed everywhere.

I'm thinking sick...

Ok, back to the post. If you have ever read Xiaxue's blog, you can actually see that she does not hold back and I like that. Maaaaaaayyybbbeee it isn't original but hey her viewers like it. 
If you don't, just fuck off and stop cyber-bullying Xiaxue. 

I won't exactly give you too much information cause that is just too creepy. Why would you wanna hear about my dog's poo consistency?

Kidding, I don't have a dog. But if you are actually turned on by that, I hope you have like a ton of money cause you need a looooottt of therapy. A lot.

Don't worry, I'll still keep to my style (I have style?!) which you all know and love but, I think and I hope, this means that the post will be longer.

K, that's over.

Now, we will get down to the shit about me.

That does not sound right.

I am an extremely sick person. You know, the perverted sick, not the sick sick. I am perfectly fine. While I was writing this, I was watching the Howcast video on How to unclasp her bra or some shit like that. It was fucking hilarious. Do you know how they ended the video?

Do you know two women died after lightning struck the underwire in their bra?

The fuck? How is that appropriate to end a video? I'm a girl and that just makes me want to never wear an underwire bra again. And they are already fucking uncomfortable!

Don't worry, I'll still wear a bra.

Ok, TMI.

Halloween? Get real!

Happy Halloween! :)

Of course, it isn't Halloween in America yet, considering the time difference. So to all Americans and those who live in countries who are 24 hours behind Singapore, HAPPY EARLY HALLOWEEN

Now in Singapore, we don't celebrate Halloween. Sad face. So Halloween is basically like any other day in Singapore: Sunny. The only place you can even get a whiff of Halloween is Universal Studios Singapore. 

There's this ghost thing going on. Personally, I'll be scared shitless. I have no guts. I outright refuse to see any ghost movie. The only time I'll watch it is if you don't tell me.

I shouldn't have told you that.

Anyway, here are 10 suggestions of mine to help Singapore become more Halloween friendly! :)

1. Get your neighbours to prepare a big bowl of candy
2. Convince your friends to get a bunch of costumes
3. Tell your neighbours not to be pigs and sleep so early
4. Throw a party
5. Actually bang on your neighbours' door and demand candy
6. Rally an enormous amount of people to go out for candy
7. Tell your neighbours beforehand not to die of shock if a zombie knocks on their door
8. Decorate your house
9. Pass out flyers about Halloween
10. Have fun (read: get drunk)

Enjoy your Halloween! BOO! :) XOXO

Thank you, I think...

Ok, first of all, I have been reading the comments on all three of my blogs. So thank you and you get a virtual cookie, as usual.

Seriously, you guys are freaking awesome. I have no idea, maybe you guys are psychic or something, but everytime I come here with the idea of deleting a blog, 120% there will be a delightful comment on my blog.

But definitely, now you guys won't like this a tiny bit, along with all the comments, you will either

• A) promote your own blog or
• B) tell me that you have a loan thing going on

I have to applaud you. I appreciate the fact that you are reading my blog and that you enjoy it and I recognize your efforts in putting your own blood, sweat and tears in writing an article worth reading. 

However, it is rude to promote your loan companies or blogs in my comments. I am very sorry but I won't visit. Maybe I will visit your blog but only if I'm bored. I'm sorry.

If you own a loan company or work for one, let's get something straight: I live in Singapore. It is an independent country in Asia. It is not in China or Europe (got that, Amanda Bieber?). We are a fully developed country so if you are planning on insulting my country, I will bitch-slap you. Clear? Good.

I cannot help you out in Houston or wherever you are based in. Now if any Singaporean banks find this, do not get any ideas.

Now why do I not want you to promote your blogs or loan companies in my comments? It is because you give me the impression you have not actually read the blog and are sprouting insincere compliments that comes from some website you found on G00gle. It does hurt and fellow bloggers, you do understand why.

I swear that I have never promote anything of mine on other people's work as I always found that as a breach of common courtesy. I have extended that courtesy to you and I will appreciate it if you extend the same courtesy to me.

Anyway, sorry for this angry note, I still love you all so cheers!

x, Hui Ying

Damn you! *Shakes fist*

Ok, this was originally supposed to be one of the rant video but it is too depressing for online. So... TAA DAA! It will appear here instead

So this whole fiasco started when I read an article online. Just so you are able to feel my rage, I shall post the link here:

(http://bigpondnews.com/articles/World/2012/09/14/Malaysian_parents_gay_symptoms_warning_795026.html)

After reading this damn article, I literally burst into flames. ARE YOU FRIGGING KIDDING ME?! Symptoms of homosexuality?!

I do not understand how can the Malaysian government give their blessing for people to hold these talks! Since when preferring to eat in the company of other women is a symptom of homosexuality? I like to eat with my friends, it doesn't mean I'm gay! And having a muscular body does not mean a guy is gay! That just means he's vain!

So if Michelle Obama preferred to eat with her friends, it automatically means she's gay?! Do you see how freaking ridiculous this is?!

And do you know what riled me up even further? Some moron commented, and I quote, " Homosexuality is a mental disorder."

This guy must not have gone to school.

Homosexuality is not a freaking mental disorder! This isn't something you can go to a clinic and be like, 

"Oh hey doc! I'm feeling a bit homosexual right now. Can I get some medication?" I get you some medication, you dunderhead.

If anybody has read that gay article and feels pissed off or depressed,let me just say, *Note: gets all kinds of sappy here*

Don't listen to these idiots. You are a beautiful majestic creature and no one should tell you different. They do not have any right to insult you and if they do, feel free to insert a high-heel up the nearest hole in their body. God made you for a reason and he never makes mistakes. He gave you the freedom to love whoever you want and He won't hate you if you like the same sex. If any one hurts you, refer them to this post right here and enjoy watching the show while I b**ch slap them. If you feel like no one loves you, remember that God does and I will too.

Love you all, remember to keep being that unicorn you are.

Homework or death - I'll choose death

Have I ever told you how much I hatehatehate homework?

Homework is such a whore, it is clearly jealous of my awesome friends with benefits relationship with my bed. Such an easy thing to do, no strings attached, just sleeping together.

LOL

If you can't tell, I'm being forced to do homework. Thanks Mom! Aren't parents just awesome? Yeah, right.

I'm a total dork but how do nerds find this fun? And yes, there is a difference between a dork and a nerd.

*Sigh* You know, answers should be more lax. This way, students can easily finish their homework by simply writing: I don't know. That's not a very creative answer. How about: How the f*ck am I supposed to know, you piece of sh*t? If you want an answer so badly, f*cking Google it yourself!

See how much better that was?

K, time to find a nerd to do my homework for me.

Ciao

Teacher's day

You know I'm celebrating my teachers' day?

I'm sitting in class, typing on my phone and singing along to "Glad You Came" by The Wanted (not that I'm complaining . It's an awesome song)

I'm not allowed to leave class so I can't give my teacher her present.

Nice, right? I have good taste. I'm going to Starbucks later so prepare for a sh*t load of pictures of... I'll let you guess what I'm going to drink.

A picture of me and my friends:

I'm the one in the middle.

PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE

Ciao! :)

Tuition quickie

Get your mind out of the gutter. My mind's already there so there's no space for you.

As I write this, I have less then 4 minutes before my tutor is supposed to come. Chinese, urghh. I suck at Chinese and I'm one. Do Americans call Chinese 'yellow'? I read somewhere they did.

I am listening to Viva La Vida right now. Original version.

You know what, I want a Starbucks. Mocha frap. Awesome.

Ok, that was random. Speaking of random, this blog is called, "RandoMaHuiYing". It is pronounced: random-mah-hui-ying. Ok? Ok.

Ok, my tutor's here. Bye!