What teenagers are entitled to

1) A day to sulk
2) Be bitchy and have no one comment
3) Constant compliments
4) More food
5) More money
6) Less nagging
7) No school
8) Life
9) No homework
10) 2 6 month vacations a year
11) A holiday with no homework ( YOU HEAR THAT TEACHERS? AMERICAN TEACHERS DO THAT, WHY CAN'T YOU?)

If you can't tell, I'm majorly pissed.

The 5 things that irk me

There is something very wrong with that hit counter over there, I have much more visits than that >:(

Anyway, hi guys! 

My laptop is still confiscated and I'm starting to reconsider blogging from my phone, seeing as it will just make everybody's life easier.

I don't really have any idea what to blog about so today, I shall just tell you 5 things (more or less) that irk me!

ONE

I hate it when my phone crashes. Or hangs. Or does something it is not supposed to. 

You get the idea.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not looking at porn, but sometimes you just need to close down your phone as quickly and as efficiently as possible. Like when the boss calls you for a last minute meeting and you're playing Bakery Story on your phone.

Let's just say... awkward max.

Can you imagine going into the minute, and your phone is still playing the song? DE DE DE DE DE DEDE DE DE

No thanks.

TWO

When people talk to me when my earphones are in. I know sometimes I am the one who said 'Hi' first but your entertainment value has been used up. Now leave me alone to listen to my music in peace.

THREE

When people call me while I'm playing a game, or listening to more music. I will be happily playing Virtual Village 4 or listening to the latest song I downloaded when suddenly, totally silence and everything hangs. I will just be like, "What? What?! What is going on?" Then the phone starts to ring, and of course the ringtone just has to be loud and obnoxious and completely embarrasing. One minute it's just radio silence and the next, "AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

FOUR

When people think it is alright to invade your personal space. NO, IT IS NOT ALRIGHT. IT IS CALLED 'PERSONAL' FOR A REASON. Please, back off. By at least 5 km. Or 5 planets, it is totally fine by me.

FIVE

When we are in a crowd and some idiots decide to stop. Like come on! 

As you can tell,  I am not a big fan of crowds. This is why my parents keep me away from big events. Because I start threatening to murder everyone under my breath. 

And that's it! The 5 things that irk me!

See you soon!

The problem with love

Hey guys!

OK, is there something wrong with the format?

...

Nevermind, it's just me.

Sorry that I haven't been on for quite sometime. My laptop has been confiscated (the world is about to end) so I can't blog that much and I really dislike blogging from my phone because it's irritating.

What about this weather huh? I can barely see in this haze, I'm pretty sure I am going to bump into some poor soul and then we will become friends and start dating and get married...

Yeah, that was a pretty shitty introduction to my little segment today:

THE PROBLEM WITH LOVE

Seriously, it's nice to have a crush and be in love and all that jazz but for those who are FA (Forever Alone) like me, that shit gets real old, real fast. Let me show you why.

(The following problems are made up, in order to make sure some poor sap doesn't end up being the butt of jokes)

So I really like this guy and I'm pretty sure he likes me back cause he smiled at me in the hallway the other day but then again, he could be smiling at my best friend who was with me. I heard he is a player and a lot of girls say that they have been with him but I'm sure they are all lying cause he helped me and he was really sweet and I really like  him, but he has a girlfriend but she is terribly mean to him and isn't good for him...

You get the point.

So I shall point out all the problems and give you a big heaping spoonful of medicine and get-your-head-fucking-straight advice.

1) He smiled at me in the hallway

My teachers smile at me in the hallway. Point proven.

2) He could be smiling at my best friend

If you aren't even sure who he was smiling at, always assume he was smiling at the wall and that the smile was sincere.

3) I heard that he is a player and a lot of girls say that they have been with him

If you have heard that he is a player, then he most probably is. Some of those girls may have been lying but that's only a small percentage.

4) He helped me and he was really sweet

Doesn't mean anything. He is most probably just playing you ^^^

5) I really like him, but he has a girlfriend

STAY AWAY YOU NITWIT DON'T BE A HOMEWRECKER

6) But she is terribly mean to him and isn't good for him

Not your problem. Keep walking. Unless of course they are in an abusive relationship, in which case get involved by calling the police.

And there you have it, problems with love. 

P.S  Nothing happened to me, I'm just thought this was a good idea to write about while just staying awake through pure adrenaline.

Ways my pen name have been misinterpreted

Hello!

So my friends always start questioning me while is my pen name Moxxie? I shall tell you a secret, I called myself Moxxie after the shoes moccasins.

...

Yes, these are moccasins.

  In my defence, I did not know what they were and thought they were an expensive brand for sexy high heels.

                                       

Jesus*, I am a danger to well dressed society.

Anyway, my friends kept on telling me the many ways my pen name could be misinterpreted so therefore, I present the pictures people have sent me to demonstrate my pen name.


                                                       

Seriously, this dude is creepy.

They have got to be the ugliest reject barbies I have ever seen.

                                       

And enjoy laughing at my misfortune at choosing a shoe for my pen name.
                                              

P.S I am fully aware that I am using His name in vain. Also, you guys are going to want to kill me when I tell you that I am not a Christian. *Runs for cover*

P.P.S Sorry about the pictures, they are refusing to obey and stay in a straight line.

P.P.P.S Have you heard? Charice is gay!! O_o
                                                      

Urgh

So if you follow me on Tumblr (highly unlikely, seeing as I have not given you the link), you would know that my mum grounded me for she is extremely dissatisfied at my results. Her dissatisfaction has resulted in my grounding.

I am now unable to go and watch Benedict Cumberbatch in Star Trek: Into Darkness. If my mum is pissed, you do not want to see how much more pissed I am.

Yeah, that's right.

I was carefully judging my mum's mood to ask her this and when she was in this excellent, laughing mood, I asked her. Her mood could not have changed faster than lightning, I swear.

My own mum threatened to slap me. She then proceeded to put me on house arrest. I can't do anything this holiday but work.

GODDAMIT. 

I GOT BAD RESULTS, I DIDN'T GET PREGNANT OR HIGH OR START SMOKING.

I had to call up my friend and cancel our plans, do you know how embarrassing that is? The whole exam period, I was like "Hui Ying, put all frivolous thoughts out of your head or all your plans will just be thoughts" So I did and I might as well have told myself that now cause I can't go and watch the bloody movie.

I am so fucking pissed right now. I waited a month for this movie to come out, I made myself not think about it to get through the exam period without fucking it up and now I can't go?!

THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT.